Stephen Bear #30 Predictable ring on the finger, Please welcome Mr & Mrs Minger

[VC10]

Swarovski = the Gerald Ratner of the 21st Century

 

[bargainhunt99]

Probably because the anal annihilator 5000 has destroyed his rectum which is now probably part of his stomach. Just one massive cavity now

I've added anal annihilator 5000 to the wiki

 

[troutpout69]

I've added anal annihilator 5000 to the wiki

Could you also add rectum rotator 3000 please

 

[bargainhunt99]

Could you also add rectum rotator 3000 please

Done

 

[GlassOfBeans]

I've added anal annihilator 5000 to the wiki

How about Turd Tickler 3000

 

[Onepotatotwopotato]

The ring is perfect, it's fake and just for show, just like their whole relationship

 

[bargainhunt99]

How about Turd Tickler 3000

Done

 

[Aemee00]

Hello Chinmates!

I've had a few weeks break from social media/tattle and got an entire thread to catch up. That's my entertainment tonight with a glass of vino sorted!! I'm sure it's gonna be a wild ride

Can't wait to catch up with everything

 

[GrilledCheese]

Did he actually ask his Twitter followers to apply to be his girlfriend?? Wtf

 

[stunrw]

Hello Chinmates!

I've had a few weeks break from social media/tattle and got an entire thread to catch up. That's my entertainment tonight with a glass of vino sorted!! I'm sure it's gonna be a wild ride

Can't wait to catch up with everything

You mispelled “bottle” as “glass” there……

You’ll need it

 

[VC10]

I bet the arsebandit robot machine is buggered




A bit like him

 

[Betina]

Hello Chinmates!

I've had a few weeks break from social media/tattle and got an entire thread to catch up. That's my entertainment tonight with a glass of vino sorted!! I'm sure it's gonna be a wild ride

Can't wait to catch up with everything

Welcome back Aemee

 

[stunrw]

I bet the arsebandit robot machine is buggered




A bit like him

Much like his yakult bottle…..supposed to have a lifetime guarantee and he wore it out in a year

 

[Aemee00]

Welcome back Aemee

Thanks Betina, hope you're good

 

[bargainhunt99]

I bet the arsebandit robot machine is buggered




A bit like him

Added to the list

 

[Whiffy McBiffy]

I'm still cringing at Jizzy forcing him to kiss her

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Imagine being Jasmine's Dad when he found out his daughter was marrying a fucking deranged beast like Bear. Do you remember the music that used to play on Neighbours during the tear jerking scenes when characters had a heart to heart, or somebody died? Picture the scene:

Dad: Did you have a nice time in Paris sweetheart?
J: Yes Dad. Dad, there's something I need to tell you?
Dad: Yes love?
J: You know Bear?
Dad: That fucking sex case you've been knocking about with? The one who puts bric a brac up his Khyber Pass? Have you finally got rid of him? Well done sweetheart! Fantastic news!
J: No Daddy. Listen, we're getting married...
*SLOW NEIGHBOURS MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*

 

[kiwi1990]

The red light up engagement ring box £3.85 on ebay

 

[Betina]

He's live on TikTok

 

[stunrw]

I think when hes sentenced and the Judge says “please go down” they should play this

 

[pascal85]

He's live on TikTok

She’s on there with him now, not wearing the ring and reading all the “team Georgia” comments