Stephen Bear #29 Floppy willy dildo plate bum botherer

[sittingpretty123]

I know this is going to sound absolutely mental but if she’s on birth control I strongly believe that’s a massive factor why women stay with men like him as it effects their hormones (I’m not saying it’s the sole reason as she is an air head) I’m just saying I don’t think that helps her mindset

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

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Better pic of the ring. Diamond not opal

Cubic Zirconia more like!

 

[LilLily]

I don't know what made me ponder this, but do we think Colonel Catheter and Wrongun Rob subscribe to Jess on OnlyFans?

The thought made me a bit ill.

Colonel Catheter I'm using that from now on! Either that or my other fave, Captain Piss bag

 

[CustardJunkie]

Don’t feel sorry for her. She’s had plenty of warnings and it’s plain and obvious wat he’s like. She’s loving absolutely every single moment

I feel worse for Arthur Stanborough the last man she moved in with calling him her soul mate .. she packed her bags and moved straight into Stevo's house ..

I know this is going to sound absolutely mental but if she’s on birth control I strongly believe that’s a massive factor why women stay with men like him as it effects their hormones (I’m not saying it’s the sole reason as she is an air head) I’m just saying I don’t think that helps her mindset

I don't think his wonky willy works .. i'd use a femidom tripled being around his prawn stinking knob. Urgh just the thought of it makes me shudder

 

[Beccjane]

I wasn’t ring or price shaming btw, my engagement ring was £25 from Argos so whoooo am I to talk. But I just know they’ll make out it was thousands so thought I’d post the proof it wasn’t

 

[Liz999]

I feel worse for Arthur Stanborough the last man she moved in with calling him her soul mate .. she packed her bags and moved straight into Stevo's house ..



I don't think his wonky willy works .. i'd use a femidom tripled being around his prawn stinking knob. Urgh just the thought of it makes me shudder

Oh I'm sure Arthur is well rid. We all have them relationships. Then you look back ten years later and think wow I dodged a bullet.

 

[CustardJunkie]

Oh I'm sure Arthur is well rid. We all have them relationships. Then you look back ten years later and think wow I dodged a bullet.

Jizz lived with another man before Arthur .. this is shack-up number 3 for her hahaha

 

[Betina]

Can someone who's clever with Photoshop change this to Captain Pissbag and The Enablers

 

[stunrw]

Jizz lived with another man before Arthur .. this is shack-up number 3 for her hahaha

I have pants and socks older than her. How is that possible

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

I wasn’t ring or price shaming btw, my engagement ring was £25 from Argos so whoooo am I to talk. But I just know they’ll make out it was thousands so thought I’d post the proof it wasn’t

I'm ring shaming purely because of who they are and the fact there is no sentiment behind the ring. Also the fact they will claim it cost half a mil no doubt.

 

[CustardJunkie]

I have pants and socks older than her. How is that possible

Stevo's house is like a football stadium turnstile .. as one woman goes in another comes out

 

[spookydooky]

Shocker huge surprise

Jizzy locked in while he’s locked up ⛓

I also think Katie Hayes wants her ring back x

It's even in a light up box like truffs

 

[sittingpretty123]

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I don't think his wonky willy works .. i'd use a femidom tripled being around his prawn stinking knob. Urgh just the thought of it makes me shudder
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I didn’t mean birth control because she’s with him I was on birth control at her age because I was told it was the best thing for me to prevent the cramps & stuff - he definitely hasn’t got a working cock but I’m just saying might explain the added air head - I was in denial about a man very much like him at her age & I was on the injection, now I know what birth control does it makes a lot of sense

 

[HughJanus]

Can someone who's clever with Photoshop change this to Captain Pissbag and The Enablers View attachment 1885288 q

Ahahahahahaha sounds like a band

 

[CustardJunkie]

[QUOTE="CustardJunkie,



I don't think his wonky willy works .. i'd use a femidom tripled being around his prawn stinking knob. Urgh just the thought of it makes me shudder

I didn’t mean birth control because she’s with him I was on birth control at her age because I was told it was the best thing for me to prevent the cramps & stuff - he definitely hasn’t got a working cock but I’m just saying might explain the added air head - I was in denial about a man very much like him at her age & I was on the injection, now I know what birth control does it makes a lot of sense
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It could be .. she might be taking it without a break as well to do more Adult work.

 

[MarshMallowMonster]

Perhaps Captain Pissbag can carry the wedding rings down the aisle on his catheter tube, swaying bandy-legged and pulling a karaoke machine behind him whilst crooning.

 

[CustardJunkie]

Perhaps Captain Pissbag can carry the wedding rings down the aisle on his catheter tube, swaying bandy-legged and pulling a karaoke machine behind him whilst crooning.

I can just see them dressing the dogs up as a pageboy and bridesmaids

 

[Swarm_in_a_Tea_Cup]

Naked wedding, live streamed on Fansly and OnlyFans. Bumhole Bandit 3000 as best man, obv can't do a speech as buried up the groom's rear end.

Classy AF

 

[CrazyGiraffeLady]

If they get divorced he’ll have half her savings

 

[CustardJunkie]

Naked wedding, live streamed on Fansly and OnlyFans. Bumhole Bandit 3000 as best man, obv can't do a speech as buried up the groom's rear end.

Classy AF

50% off subscription to see us shag live on our wedding night

If they get divorced he’ll have half her savings

I think he will have frittered them away by then .. he owed Charlotte Crosby thousands ..

Wedding gift for my Wifey .. life insurance hahahaha He's the type who would grease the step then cash in ..