1 year into a relationship...let's see shall we?
The new Mrs starts her journey into trying to morph herself into Ellie
Surgery ends up being bodged; as do the lip and face fillers...Stevie decides to join in the fun and have it pumped into various parts of his body, which has resulted in a deformed, redundant cock, a
bleeping great big chin that needs its own postcode, and is now left with a head the same shape as a bowling ball, regardless of how many filters and photoshop he applies to his recent pictures
Several more animals are abused and neglected , one possibly dead
Their porn "career" ...flopped
Several scams and "competitions" ...flopped
The modelling agency...flopped
Stephen Bear University...flopped
tit in the attic...worthless
Prancing about in very obviously fake designer watches and clothes...humiliating
Only leaves house for once weekly outing, having to be chaperoned by weird brother....tragic
Films Jizzy and posts all over the internet after she's puked all over the cab and herself.....a real declaration of love?
Scribbled notes on scraps of paper for Xmas and Valentine's Day
Loses social media accounts and the elusive blue tick...Jizzy thinks it's cos we're all jealous
Only way of going on a romantic holiday is a cheap all inclusive to Turkey with the pensioner parents and the dads bag of piss
Cock is now completley fucked so resorting to jumping up and down on dildos stuck to plates and the anal annihilator for sexual pleasure...Jizzy doesn't really have much use any more
Gets arrested for him and Jizzy telling lies about his own court case...found out because the dumb fucks plastered it all over TikTok/IG
Photoshopping has got worse and worse, now sees himself as a male Kardashian
Every single person who knows of his existence either hates him or sees him as a complete joke and failure
Still skint, after every humiliating, degrading, embarrassing thing he's done to try earn money
Suffers delusions thinking he's going to be found not guilty by representing himself in court and will make a huge comeback and take MTV by storm.
Currently in the queue waiting to sign the sex offenders register, and after that getting fucked in court again in January over the gates he plead not guilty to erecting without planning permission, resulting in a massive
bleeping fine that Jizzy and Mummy and Daddy Bear will have to pay,
Jizzy now seemingly does precisely nothing in this amazing 1 year relationship, except take half photos of herself next to her love rival (his dildo machine)
He's had an absolute belter of a year in this relationship, im sure thousands envy him/them. I know I do. So jealous