Stephen Bear #18 Another day, another plastic coq, tick tock Stevie, soon be your time in the dock

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A few observations here:

1) His fillered munting face and jaw is now the same width as the widest part of his skull. Whole face and head is the same shape as a bleeping great marrow

2) seems to be a strange protrusion happening on the right hand side of his jaw (this isn't the first time I've seen him with weird sticky out bits - and I'm not talking about his mutant chin or knackered cock)

3) has he had a stroke? One side of his face is lower than the other.

4) the double chin has made a comeback. Not a flattering angle for anyone Stevie!!!

Is this what you get when you join his university? How to duck your face up in a few easy lessons? Make your face and head the same shape as a large vegetable? How to empty your own bank account as quickly as he's managed to? How to end up on the scrap heap by your 30's?

The Train Wreck that is Stephen Bear carries on chugging along .....
 

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Kas01980 said:
A few observations here:

1) His fillered munting face and jaw is now the same width as the widest part of his skull. Whole face and head is the same shape as a bleeping great marrow

2) seems to be a strange protrusion happening on the right hand side of his jaw (this isn't the first time I've seen him with weird sticky out bits - and I'm not talking about his mutant chin or knackered cock)

3) has he had a stroke? One side of his face is lower than the other.

4) the double chin has made a comeback. Not a flattering angle for anyone Stevie!!!

Is this what you get when you join his university? How to duck your face up in a few easy lessons? Make your face and head the same shape as a large vegetable? How to empty your own bank account as quickly as he's managed to? How to end up on the scrap heap by your 30's?

The Train Wreck that is Stephen Bear carries on chugging along .....
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Make your penis the same shape as a yogurt bottle.Give your bum ole a spit wash and shove things up it while claiming to like females.
 
Where as I've had dreadful cold symptoms with covid. Blocked nose, sneezing, sore throat, cough and lower back pain, exhausted, fever, no appetite, exhausted sleeping all day and night since Monday but I've only got the blocked nose and sinusitis the last two days. Two of my friends have it now with different symptoms to me and each other. We all felt rough though so I hope you feel ok Lollyy, rest up, and I hope you feel better soon Kas.
 
Ravenstown said:
Where as I've had dreadful cold symptoms with covid. Blocked nose, sneezing, sore throat, cough and lower back pain, exhausted, fever, no appetite, exhausted sleeping all day and night since Monday but I've only got the blocked nose and sinusitis the last two days. Two of my friends have it now with different symptoms to me and each other. We all felt rough though so I hope you feel ok Lollyy, rest up, and I hope you feel better soon Kas.
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Sorry to hear how badly you are suffering. I really have got away with it lightly reading what you're going through. I really hope you get better soon 🥰😘
 
Can I just state I didn’t say anyone in particular had cold symptoms but my point was before covid hit if you felt like that you wouldn’t even know to test you would just have to live with it & be off sick so I don’t understand why you would instantly think it’s covid & not potentially a chest infection/sinusitis/cold/flu/hayfever or any of the other illnesses that have the exact same symptoms as covid. If these tests were never made you would never have known.
Dont test unless you have to for work or family purposes. Even orange juice & apple juice comes up positive 😝😉
 
Kas01980 said:
A few observations here:

1) His fillered munting face and jaw is now the same width as the widest part of his skull. Whole face and head is the same shape as a bleeping great marrow

2) seems to be a strange protrusion happening on the right hand side of his jaw (this isn't the first time I've seen him with weird sticky out bits - and I'm not talking about his mutant chin or knackered cock)

3) has he had a stroke? One side of his face is lower than the other.

4) the double chin has made a comeback. Not a flattering angle for anyone Stevie!!!

Is this what you get when you join his university? How to duck your face up in a few easy lessons? Make your face and head the same shape as a large vegetable? How to empty your own bank account as quickly as he's managed to? How to end up on the scrap heap by your 30's?

The Train Wreck that is Stephen Bear carries on chugging along .....
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I love that you've compared his head to a marrow, not only is it that accurate but also it's got to be the lowest rated useful vegetable in the world....which fits right in when talking about his mutant head.
PS I think he's making his money by saving up his pocket money from his parents and also saving a few quid by not splashing out on hair cuts and razors, or soap, or washing powder, or dog grooming fees, I'll stop there.
 
MissMarple10 said:
I love that you've compared his head to a marrow, not only is it that accurate but also it's got to be the lowest rated useful vegetable in the world....which fits right in when talking about his mutant head.
PS I think he's making his money by saving up his pocket money from his parents and also saving a few quid by not splashing out on hair cuts and razors, or soap, or washing powder, or dog grooming fees, I'll stop there.
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It was a toss up between a marrow or a melon. Not heard of marrows for ages, plus it's more elongated than a melon. Marrow is far more accurate 😁
 
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Brigitjonesbuttcheek said:
Does anyone else think she looks like shes put on a few pounds. He leg are looking a bit chunky. Maybe she is training to have more sucked out and pumped into her arse.
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Yes. On her stomach too. The problem is her tiny waist if from surgery. She’s going to end up entirely out of proportion. Nothing wrong with being any size but clearly her head doesn’t work like that and it’s just not natural for HER.
 
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