Stephen Bear #11 Chindiana Jones and the LB Bum Licker

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

I wonder if there’s a reason they like Shrek …

 

[trangpakisagrotskybiotch]

The comment section on their Twitter is so muggy hahahahaha I’m dying

 

[1181carmenta]

The comment section on their Twitter is so muggy hahahahaha I’m dying

She didn’t think this through did she

 

[trangpakisagrotskybiotch]

She didn’t think this through did she

She deffo tells herself it’s because everyone’s jealous, she probably thinks she’s like Kim Kardashian cos she gets hate too..but Kim doesn’t play tongue tennis with poundshop Jimmy Saville’s poo particles thoooooo

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Fancy trying to carve out a career in porn when your nob doesn't work and you're too embarrassed to show it on camera.

Fancy trying to carve out a career in porn when the forum full of gay porn enthusiasts deem you to have 'the smallest dick I've ever seen on Onlyfans'

 

[trangpakisagrotskybiotch]

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someone in his comments has posted this.. why does it look like that I’m so confused

 

[Sazbee]

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someone in his comments has posted this.. why does it look like that I’m so confused

That is the weirdest bleeping dick I’ve ever seen penises aren’t the prettiest of things to start with but that would put me straight off sex if I met a man who had fucked up his dick like that!!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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someone in his comments has posted this.. why does it look like that I’m so confused

Some of the commenters on that forum came to the conclusion that he'd likely used a penis pump on it, then put a tight band around the base to keep the blood in it, hence the odd puffy shape.

 

[scattynatty88]

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someone in his comments has posted this.. why does it look like that I’m so confused

looks like hes put a cock ring/rubber band around it to make it look bigger… just looks bleeping horrid

 

[slightly disheveled]

I read the whole thread on that gay forum, and he's apparently had filler or whatever injected into his nob so it's now lumpy with a small bell end

 

[trangpakisagrotskybiotch]

Some of the commenters on that forum came to the conclusion that he'd likely used a penis pump on it, then put a tight band around the base to keep the blood in it, hence the odd puffy shape.

But it still just looks little and stubby Is his bleeping head alright???? Jesus man

 

[slightly disheveled]

There's a photo on that site, from his view down and it's really lumpy with a pointy end. Who the duck would let a pointy nob ANYWHERE near them!?

 

[trangpakisagrotskybiotch]

There are so many diff types of dicks but I’ve NEVER seen one look that deformed holy tit man, sorry, I just cannot get over that it looks sad

 

[slightly disheveled]

Early thread title... what a sad little man with a sad little nob

 

[Apprehensivebell]

she's such a moany old hag. And sticking that dehydrated tongue out constantly . You'd never think she was 22. Looks and sounds like a bitter old ******.

 

[ladyladythreetimes]

The dick stuff is gross but not surprising.
God imagine how fragile and insecure he must be to maul himself like that (him and Jess have a lot in common)

 

[trangpakisagrotskybiotch]

I wonder if she’s addressed the elephant in the room or just not said anything and mentally wondered what he’s done to it..

 

[Aemee00]

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someone in his comments has posted this.. why does it look like that I’m so confused

I'm gonna out it out there, I was a bit promiscuous in my younger years but I have NEVER EVER seen a penis as deformed as this

 

[Fairycake79]

It looks like a sad, deflating left over balloon

 

[Piff paff puff]

hayleybear_x

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someone in his comments has posted this.. why does it look like that I’m so confused

Screeeeeeaaaammiiiiiiiiiiiingggg wtf

It looks like a sad, deflating left over balloon

Deflating since 1980s by looks of it