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Reasons you’re wakening at 4.50:
* You probably don’t have curtains or blinds in your bedroom either and if you don’t, you will wake even earlier than that in a few weeks.
* Max has given you a swift hoof in the noonie so he can sleep in peace.
* You realise that you’re a joke and you “dropping” someone else’s blush with your name on it hasn’t made Charlotte Tilbury quake in her boots, you have two forums of folk waiting to see the day come when you’re cancelled, your only friend in life is your Nana and you can’t go an hour without telling a pointless crappy lie