Stacey Solomon #96 Stacey is the new pandemic!

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

duck me in the arse and call me a pervert if that one tray of ‘home grown’ tomato’s made all that soup! A full serving bowl and smaller ones to eat from.
How bleeping dumb to you have to believe to think that

 

[KitchenDog1]

Rose picked about 3 tomatoes there were plums in that basket.. And ABRACAFUCKINGDABRA she made enough soup for a soup kitchen !
She posted all fresh from pickle cottage she actually believes her own lies

 

[Jessie98]

Isn’t that the same ”caravan” Joe and Stacey went to before? Do they actually own it then?

Doubt it when they can get it anytime they want heavily discounted or gifted. He's there as an ad too I'd say. Using his daughters name as per usual

 

[KitchenDog1]

duck me in the arse and call me a pervert if that one tray of ‘home grown’ tomato’s made all that soup! A full serving bowl and smaller ones to eat from.
How bleeping dumb to you have to believe to think that

Enough to feed a London soup kitchen for a week.

 

[Incywincy]

I'm sure her George pumpkin bowls are exactly the same as the ones Miss Greedy bought from Primark a few weeks ago

 

[mammaof3]

It’s going to be on the BBC

https://www.archive.is/https://www....on-husband-Joe-Swash-TV-BBC-reality-show.html

That link just goes to the title page so I have archived it.

http://archive.today/NMDoz

 

[Serene Serena]

Rose picked about 3 tomatoes there were plums in that basket.. And ABRACAFUCKINGDABRA she made enough soup for a soup kitchen !
She posted all fresh from pickle cottage she actually believes her own lies
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My tomatoes in my greenhouse aren't even ripe. Mind you, I live in North Wales not Essex and I am genuinely growing them, not cheating and buying them from a farmer's market. Not saying Stacey cheats

 

[MaldonMalaise]

Rose picked about 3 tomatoes there were plums in that basket.. And ABRACAFUCKINGDABRA she made enough soup for a soup kitchen !
She posted all fresh from pickle cottage she actually believes her own lies
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As if she’s washing and preparing that veg with that stinking plug in turned on vile

 

[ChastityDingle]

Rose picked about 3 tomatoes there were plums in that basket.. And ABRACAFUCKINGDABRA she made enough soup for a soup kitchen !
She posted all fresh from pickle cottage she actually believes her own lies
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I don't think she believes her own lies, I can well imagine her nasal cackling though as she posts that sort of bullshit and her sheep lap it up, left, right and centre. If she posted that she was feeling #blessed (together with the obligatory crying emojis ) because she had just walked on water, they would believe her.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Belle in barefeet again in that deathtrap of a greenhouse.

 

[welshgirl2021]

It’s ok guy’s she a good ‘un…serving Heinz homemade tomato to great grandma in pumpkin bowl!

 

[Swisspea]

Rose picked about 3 tomatoes there were plums in that basket.. And ABRACAFUCKINGDABRA she made enough soup for a soup kitchen !
She posted all fresh from pickle cottage she actually believes her own lies
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Amazingly there is 8 different tomato varieties there. The larger varieties require significant staking to produce tomatoes. I reckon I could circle the actual “pickle cottage ” tomatoes……..That’s a supermarket box of heirloom tomatoes coupled with a handful of home grown tomatoes…….

 

[Snapshotstye]

I've made tomato soup, probably 2 or 3 times, it's more than likely cost me 30 quid each time with the amount of bleeping tomatoes and all the rest I've had to buy. Then half of it gets fucked out cos after 2 days we're sick eating it

 

[ssi44n]

Its ‘her’ season whatever the duck that means?
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There’s something fundamentally wrong with some people I just saw a post on IG

the ‘ber’ months have begun

Summer will end during the autumnal equinox which is on the 22nd of September 2024. However if you follow the meteorological autumn, summer shall end on the 31st of August as autumn begins on the 1st of September. Again, the date of summer ending changes

 

[craftingfroze]

DIY cauldron? Don’t her and the sister have their own real one hope she’ll prop herself and sticker sis up in the garden to scare the trick or treaters

 

[Serene Serena]

Summer will end during the autumnal equinox which is on the 22nd of September 2024. However if you follow the meteorological autumn, summer shall end on the 31st of August as autumn begins on the 1st of September. Again, the date of summer ending changes

22nd September suits me for the end of summer. I’m definitely not ready for all this Halloween tit.

 

[AllieBee]

Oh look, no curls.....

 

[troutpout69]

Oh look, no curls.....

Looks like a totally different kid! She must filter the duck out of the poor child! What a bleep!

 

[Robin71]

Long day ahead what the hell is she on about? 10 am and she's just having a cuppa so she hasn't even left yet honestly she makes it sound like she's about to do a 12 hour shift in A and E no doubt she will do the coming through the gate just as the sun sets and puts tit like home in time for cuddles, stories and bedtime

 

[monkey12345]

Rose picked about 3 tomatoes there were plums in that basket.. And ABRACAFUCKINGDABRA she made enough soup for a soup kitchen !
She posted all fresh from pickle cottage she actually believes her own lies
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It’s the same when she cooked dinner for 7 people… one potato, one small carrot , one Yorkshire pudding for everyone.. she makes people believe it will feed her whole family