£15 per person per night? What a bargain! Why don’t we give the Swollomon’s a taste of their own medicine?
We’ll all chuck enough for a couple nights in a hat, get ourselves to Turkey and in the villa next to theirs. Then instead of them
ruining everyone else’s holiday by being the chavvy clampits from hell, whooping, hollering and screeching whilst dodgy Dave sneaks in the bushes trying to take photos of scantily clad women, we can tell them all a few home truths and start asking the questions they try ever so hard to avoid! How long before they pack their bags d’you reckon?!
Ta da! Don’t take on the Tattlers on tour!