Oh yes, it’ll be all part of this supposed new ‘
duck it’ attitude.
You can hear the cogs turning in that devious little head of hers now; what’s that, even though I’ve been subtly preparing you all for this for months by appearing in almost indecent, vile pastel shades of cycling shorts and cropped numbers, or making sure my top is tucked into show off my new figure, alongside making sure I’ve dropped the old ‘I’m just off to the gym’ content into conversation on a regular basis, I’m going to make out that this opportunity just came up and I wasn’t going to do it but then, due to my New Year’s resolution of course, I thought ‘
duck it’ and so here you go… my new gym range/fitness DVD/supplements/any other way I can scam you sheep out of money…
Oh yes Stacey, we’re on to you, we know all your tricks! A bit like when you’re supposedly not going to ‘work’ with x, y or z brand, despite the fact you’ve more than likely been quietly in cahoots with them for months, but after pretending to ask your ‘wonderful insta family’ for advice as to whether you should or not, on their saying ‘yes’ you think ‘
duck it’ and proceed to bombard everyone with undeclared ads for the foreseeable…
It’s great suddenly pretending to have this new carefree way about you isn’t it? I mean yes, it’s of course utter bollocks as she’s being doing what the hell she wants all along but still, what’s a little lie between instafamilies and why not, or to jump on the bandwagon with her latest phrase, ‘
duck it’!