Well Rent-a-Gob’s been fairly quiet recently so we must be due an #AD, sorry ‘catch up’ soon.
No doubt she’ll come on to wish everyone a ‘Happy *insert day here, don’t worry if it’s not the right day, it just proves how busy/ditzy you are*’ and how she’s missed her Insta-family so much. She’ll of course have been away working hard for a lovely, deserving family, blah blah blah, but she’s just trying to fit as much in as she can before she gets her *wait for it* ten whole days holiday with the small gherkins.
Oh and on the old hols front what’s the betting there’s some shite along the lines of;
‘Fank you for all your holiday suggestions. The majority of you went for *place that no one would have suggested but heck when you get it for nowt beggars can’t be choosers and all* and we managed to find this lovely little small bizzzzznezzzz (meaning that it’s nothing like a small business) and they were so helpful and organised everything and yadda, yadda, yadda… ‘
Now we all know what Stacey’s like for playing fair (
) so she will of course ensure that she abides with the rules and clearly labels it as a freebie. She’ll no doubt also make sure that the word ‘A D’ (don’t forget the space to bypass the algorithms!
) is written in the teeny tiniest white writing possible and placed on top of something white making it barely visible but hey, she has written it, so there!
Still it’ll keep the sheep happy even if a little bemused as they ponder ‘she’s going where? Where even is that? I wonder why she didn’t go with my suggestion of Benidorm…’