Stacey Solomon #84 Filtered kids in Primark tat, Joe's got naff hair under his hat

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Hope they don’t want her back either 😂


Sun readers are certifiable
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Carefully staged photo of weights. She’s deffo up to something.
I’m was about the GP crap, my surgery is still hardly seeing patients yet her GP is giving her fitness advice about weights. You would think they were to busy catching up with appointments after covid but yet he’s is giving her advice on how to use weights 🙄
How long are we thinking this farce is going to last with her
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I’m was about the GP crap, my surgery is still hardly seeing patients yet her GP is giving her fitness advice about weights. You would think they were to busy catching up with appointments after covid but yet he’s is giving her advice on how to use weights 🙄
How long are we thinking this farce is going to last with her
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We all know they don't wash but even I was surprised that Joe wore the same underpants for 5 days in the jungle. Eww
Oh sweet baby jesus, why did you have to tell me that? I'm feeling queasy as it is.

Do you think a couple who both have foul body odour can't smell each other? If my husband is a bit sweaty, I tell him to go and have a shower. I'm pretty sure he'd tell me as well.

This stinky woman advertises air fresheners as well :sick:
 
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‘Why are my eyes closed?’ she asks?!

Dear God, has she only just noticed, talk about being slow on the uptake! 🤦‍♀️😳

What epiphany will come next I wonder? 🤷‍♀️ ‘Why can’t I close my mouth?’ or ‘why do I speak in that stupid breathy voice reserved specially for Instagram?’ perhaps? I suppose ‘why am I such a lying, manipulative cow?’ or ‘why don’t I wash regularly?’ might be too much to ask! 🤭😆
 
Omg that video of superwoman was actually embarrassing to watch as it was so contrived and set up 😬🙈View attachment 2165889 qView attachment 2165890 q
I'm sure everything has been said that can be said about that set up of superwoman with the three children, feeding two of them and inexplicably rocking / bouncing the baby chair with her foot. Give me strength. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

For starters Rex is almost four, and... oh gawd, I'm sure it's all been said. I will go back and read now.
No doubt her sheep are lapping it up. 🤢🙄
 
The absolute state of that flower wall. I'm not convinced those flowers were reused unless she jetwashed the years worth of dust off them...probably some spares from the stock she carries in one of the many garages!

I also knew that wasn't an alcove because I remembered the stupid blackboard thing she did previously with the TV above it. She really does insult people's intelligence coming out with all this tit.

Will we ever see Micks new room ie Roses old room? Assuming he's not gone to the annex that is.
Who is Mick?
 
Speaking of the wiki, I started reading it last night and then ended up on a thread from (I think) 2021.

I'm not joking I was crying laughing at the comments on it. 🤣. She was bodging around, oh I mean renovating (!?) gherkin 😉 cottage and inexplicably cut a hole in the back of a wardrobe to put in a chest of drawers. 🤷‍♀️

And one comment was along the lines of - omg the shops will be full of huns tomorrow, looking for whatever it is you use to cut a hole in the back of a wardrobe. 🤣🤣
 
Anyone seen Joe's oral b and?

Theres a few product placements in there. He just so happened to pick up a jar of cereal that was showing the label from her sisters business. Also the bag looksike the same design Stacey is advertising as her range for Primark.

Most importantly though, why would anyone pay him to advertise a hygiene product. The man never washes so I doubt he brushes his teeth.
 
Anyone seen Joe's oral b and?

Theres a few product placements in there. He just so happened to pick up a jar of cereal that was showing the label from her sisters business. Also the bag looksike the same design Stacey is advertising as her range for Primark.

Most importantly though, why would anyone pay him to advertise a hygiene product. The man never washes so I doubt he brushes his teeth.
On a similar note, why do body wash and shampoo manufacturers pay her to advertise for them when she makes a big deal of being a filthy skank 🤢

And Joe had some kind of a cook book and competed on master chef or something yet they are relying on the likes of Hello Fresh to eat.

Make it make sense.
 
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