Stacey Solomon #80 Longest shortest pregnancy ever.

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GW84 said:
He was absolutely already there pulling back her flaps so pickle number 7654 could slide out
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I can't breathe!! 🤣🤣🤣

So she says she pulled her out herself, sounds to me like she's saying it was so quick that the midwife didn't make it 🤔 why the duck else would she "pull" her out 😬

Genetics are fascinating Stace. Who would have thought it possible, that a dark haired child could come from a dark haired parent. What are the chances?!?!🥲🥲

Poor thing, must be hard to get through life with your eyes firmly shut and your gash hanging open

Also can I just say, "Tuna canoe" is my fave vag description in this thread, I lol everytime I read it 😆
 
itscoldoutside said:
OK I totally take back what I said about the baby being blessed in the looks department. She must have photoshopped the birth announcement photo as it looks like a different baby. Another Joe 😭
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I know she looked lovely in the birth announcement 🙊 I don’t understand why filter your babies so much. Looking back at photos when that’s not even what your baby looked like
 
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Would I duck ever let that creepy sod near my kids

Her hair doesnt look quite so dark here. Is he or she filtering a newborn baby?!

She does look like Joe. Poor little Gherkin. Mine looked like Phil Mitchell when she was born with a whiskey drinkers nose. A few weeks later she really blossomed into a beautiful, big eyed little cutie so there's still time for the little content to earn her some hello fresh boxes!



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Asparagus123 said:
No wonder she’s just showing us the back of the baby sadly she looks just like Joe 😬
Also why is she in a short sleeved baby outfit it’s freezing today 🥶


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barbie22! said:
She irritates me sssoooo much she goes on as if popping out all these babies is a walk in the park and it’s super easy I’m sorry but that would be hard with a 3 yr old, 1 yr old and a newborn seriously she can’t be that happy and positive every single day makes me feel bad for struggling some days and I have a 2 year old only ffs
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Poor Mandy doesn’t get the credit she deserves, remember that!

PS Every parent struggles at times whether they show it or not, you got this 😘
 
I've got a 3 yo and a 3month old. It's hard work!

You're doing an amazing job and I bet you're a wonderful mum ❤️

Don't believe instagram life. Its all a lie. Me and my partner post maybe once a blue moon. He compared ours with others and recently those he compared ours to are either divorcing, kids in person are absolute naughty feral beasts and one posts how happy she is and how they're always out - her sister told us last night is on anti depressants and her husband has had a mental breakdown as all they do is argue and the kids spend their lives hiding in their rooms.

Instagram is as fake as Katie Price's tits 👏🏻

Do your best. Go easy on yourself. Take a selfish every now and again (lock the door when get a bath!) and know you're worth 10 of these insta fake mums, including this skank who at 36 or however old she is still hasn't learned how to smile with her eyes open.


barbie22! said:
She irritates me sssoooo much she goes on as if popping out all these babies is a walk in the park and it’s super easy I’m sorry but that would be hard with a 3 yr old, 1 yr old and a newborn seriously she can’t be that happy and positive every single day makes me feel bad for struggling some days and I have a 2 year old only ffs
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