Stacey Solomon #76 Mould on the ceiling, kids are freezing, are Joe and Stacey still breeding?

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Oh damn it, I forgot to start setting my Christmas table two weeks ago!!! What a total idiot I am and I just can’t believe I didn’t hear my alarm go off to warn me. I’m just not sure I’m going to have time to get it all done in time now. First of all it will take me at least 30 seconds to put out 4 place mats, maybe 2 minutes to put the heirloom, I mean ikea stainless steel cutlery set out. Then the plates…maybe I will just not put those on the table and actually put the food on them, then take them to the table, oh no, is that just too sensible. Omg, a centrepiece, oh jeez…I’m doomed for time…maybe I could just lob the salt and pepper on there. I think I’ve got the whole set up to about 5 minutes in total. I’m just not sure if I actually have a spare 5 minutes between now and Sunday to manage this. How on earth skanky manages all this is just overwhelming.
 
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Firstly, WHAT is this wrapping?
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Secondly, no bump.
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Anyone notice she’s not mentioned Abbott Lyon in a while? The jewellery company that she is a “proud ambassador” of… There’s a massive back lash against them all over social media and trust pilot. People not getting their orders, people receiving totally random products instead of the ones they’ve ordered etc etc.

Considering she’s such a self professed people person who loves her Insta family so much will stop working with them?! I’m thinking not. She loves the money more than anything else.

Remember when her primark range of kids bamboo plates was pulled for containing unsafe levels of chemical and she didn’t even mention the recall?

She’s nothing but a money grabbing fraud.
 
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Firstly, WHAT is this wrapping?
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Thank goodness someone else mentioned the ‘boujee’ 😖 wrapping; what a pile of shite! I’m sure there’s really interesting, intricate and impressive ways to wrap presents but they’re definitely not good examples of such! 😳

As for the table, don’t even get me started! I’m sure it’s great if you like that sort of thing well, until you try and eat off it of course! Try to fit people around it and food, drinks and other table accoutrements onto it and it’s going to end in utter carnage! 🤦‍♀️🤭😆
 
Flicking through a magazine at my sisters today, and there is a hello fresh advert disguised as how mucky fingers swash does Christmas 🤢
I took one for the team and skim read it.
Apparently this year is special as they have the girl child; he is doing a TV show about foster families;
Scruff gives him a list of Xmas things she wants so he gets it right; he cooks Xmas dinner; hello fresh of course; and they have open house for friends and family to pop in.
AND his fave tipple is Baileys - but he only drinks it at Xmas.
Oh and he's stopped biting his nails- wonder how he cleans them now then 🙄
 
MyrtleRV said:
Thank goodness someone else mentioned the ‘boujee’ 😖 wrapping; what a pile of shite! I’m sure there’s really interesting, intricate and impressive ways to wrap presents but they’re definitely not good examples of such! 😳

As for the table, don’t even get me started! I’m sure it’s great if you like that sort of thing well, until you try and eat off it of course! Try to fit people around it and food, drinks and other table accoutrements onto it and it’s going to end in utter carnage! 🤦‍♀️🤭😆
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So the wrapping paper she made on her show not good enough? lol of course not
 
I promised myself that I would definitely not watch the Crafty Christmas Show. As a crafter (a definite long time, high expectations of my own ability crafter) I promised, I pinkie promised and I crossed my heart etc etc.

I failed, I give in and I completely let myself down.

Firstly, yes, she was right, so many people are findings excruciatingly tough this year…but not her. Not with her millions in the bank, creaming it in off her followers clicking affiliate links for this that and the other, and most possibly don’t even realise that it’s all monetised and her massive bank balance will be screaming Kerchinggggg louder than squashes squeaky voice!

Having to pop to the local care home to round up some ‘friends’ to have a barn party. Was it hire a friend day, did the ladies get compensated for having to put up with her? We’re they forced into it, can they complain to their ‘care home resident union’???

Bossing her man slave into making a cheapo elf on the shelf because the £3 ones in the shop are so expensive. However, if you can get yourself £20 worth of craft supplies, and a loo roll tube, you can make your own for well £20!!! Bargain of the century, someone call Martin Lewiisssss quick!

On the subject of the ‘cheapo £20 Elf on The Bespoke Engraved Pickle Cottage Shelf’…kudos has to go to Tanjo for the SSS lookalikey Elf with the Tic-Tac teeth 🤣🤣🤣

The kids…I think the kids are really lovely. Leighton has got a lovely nature, Rex is just a little muck magnet who could do with an extra wash now and again but he’s bright as a button! and little Rose is so cute. They’re allowed to get stuck in and be involved rather than be completely controlled like the immaculate initialled dressed robots, over at ‘tend farm’.

Then sticker sis turns up to burn chopping boards. Don’t worry though peeps, the burning tools are only £17.99, so cheap, she got one for the sticker sis too. Great, well done Stace…problem is, do you choose 3 hours of heating your house or 3 hours of burning a chopping board with a crappy joke?!?

The wrapping paper was tit. Her mate even messed it up, she had one job, one bloody job. That friend needs to be swapped out for one of her new mates from down the care home and pronto! Roses could have done a better job!

All in all, the party looked tit, as tit as the crackers with the tit presents in them. God knows how much she got paid for that pile of crap. I feel annoyed as licence payers money has funded it.

No doubt there will be a second programme commissioned and then she will be probs given an MBE for services to the craft industry 🤣.
 
izzywizzywoo said:
I promised myself that I would definitely not watch the Crafty Christmas Show. As a crafter (a definite long time, high expectations of my own ability crafter) I promised, I pinkie promised and I crossed my heart etc etc.

I failed, I give in and I completely let myself down.

Firstly, yes, she was right, so many people are findings excruciatingly tough this year…but not her. Not with her millions in the bank, creaming it in off her followers clicking affiliate links for this that and the other, and most possibly don’t even realise that it’s all monetised and her massive bank balance will be screaming Kerchinggggg louder than squashes squeaky voice!

Having to pop to the local care home to round up some ‘friends’ to have a barn party. Was it hire a friend day, did the ladies get compensated for having to put up with her? We’re they forced into it, can they complain to their ‘care home resident union’???

Bossing her man slave into making a cheapo elf on the shelf because the £3 ones in the shop are so expensive. However, if you can get yourself £20 worth of craft supplies, and a loo roll tube, you can make your own for well £20!!! Bargain of the century, someone call Martin Lewiisssss quick!

On the subject of the ‘cheapo £20 Elf on The Bespoke Engraved Pickle Cottage Shelf’…kudos has to go to Tanjo for the SSS lookalikey Elf with the Tic-Tac teeth 🤣🤣🤣

The kids…I think the kids are really lovely. Leighton has got a lovely nature, Rex is just a little muck magnet who could do with an extra wash now and again but he’s bright as a button! and little Rose is so cute. They’re allowed to get stuck in and be involved rather than be completely controlled like the immaculate initialled dressed robots, over at ‘tend farm’.

Then sticker sis turns up to burn chopping boards. Don’t worry though peeps, the burning tools are only £17.99, so cheap, she got one for the sticker sis too. Great, well done Stace…problem is, do you choose 3 hours of heating your house or 3 hours of burning a chopping board with a crappy joke?!?

The wrapping paper was tit. Her mate even messed it up, she had one job, one bloody job. That friend needs to be swapped out for one of her new mates from down the care home and pronto! Roses could have done a better job!

All in all, the party looked tit, as tit as the crackers with the tit presents in them. God knows how much she got paid for that pile of crap. I feel annoyed as licence payers money has funded it.

No doubt there will be a second programme commissioned and then she will be probs given an MBE for services to the craft industry 🤣.
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I feel like that was cathartic for you ;) xx
 
Now we all know that Stacey loves to know what’s being said about her and so often checks on Tattle; well it seems that the advertisers have cottoned on to that fact too!

Here ya go Stace; a fifteen minute video consultation for as little as a fiver, bargain! Get that mouldy window sorted before the big day eh? Call it a Christmas present to yourself! 😬

And they say no good comes from Tattle; how wrong they are! 😉🤭😆

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Imagine getting that showy, overly wrapped gift and finding inside Poundshop-esque bubble bath that looks like it smells of petrol, honestly what’s the point 😂

ps I saw some of the craft programme and the voice was insane on it, was the one she does on Insta with all the laughing at nothing. Not the one she uses on Loose Women (maybe the BBC asked her to sound like a cartoon). She got a naff wooden chopping board and burnt a tit pun on the back (not the side with the crumb ridge- is she ok hun?). This cannot be washed properly so as well as looking like a year 8’s CDT project, it’s also wildly impractical. Go to Homesense and get a gorgeous platter or something for cheaper babes
 
Maybe I’m being over sensitive, but I don’t see why she had to include the clip of Rex poking holes in the frozen pond given the sad news about the 4 little boys who died in the lake last week. I know he’s stood next to it, he’s not on the ice, but he could also easily fall in while he’s poking that stick in. Just seems insensitive of her to include it when I’m sure she had loads of other clips she could have used instead.
 
raspberryjuice said:
Maybe I’m being over sensitive, but I don’t see why she had to include the clip of Rex poking holes in the frozen pond given the sad news about the 4 little boys who died in the lake last week. I know he’s stood next to it, he’s not on the ice, but he could also easily fall in while he’s poking that stick in. Just seems insensitive of her to include it when I’m sure she had loads of other clips she could have used instead.
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Weren’t you saying something similar on the Hinch thread last week? It is your right to be upset but I don’t think in either case they were equating their stories with what happened in Birmingham
 
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Apologies, must have been a similar user name
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No worries. Definitely wasn’t me though 😊 Hinch is very much irrelevant to my life 😁

And I do agree, I don’t think she was equating it to what happened in Birmingham. But she has 5M+ followers, she has a responsibility to think about what she posts and posting a clip of Rex poking a frozen pond just seems a little insensitive, especially as the boys and the story are all over the news again today with the inquest opening. She could just put a little more thought in to what she posts, I guess.
 
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