Stacey Solomon #71 Joe’s taken Stacey up the aisle with bridesmaid dresses from In The Style

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Wow had loads to catch up so quick summary, her dress was tit and didn’t fit, bridesmaids looked cheap and tacky, pickle wedding is going to be milked for the rest of our natural lives, big lol at them going to see the original mad mick and was disappointed with the lack of creepy Dave photography not that it mattered because she still ruined the pictures just by being in them and doing that smile 🤦‍♀️ Had my head up my arse for a few weeks due to another relationship ending in lies and the 3rd cancer diagnosis of my life so mentally healths been too fucked to cope with her fake perfect life! Coming out if it though…
 
Deanna said:
Wow had loads to catch up so quick summary, her dress was tit and didn’t fit, bridesmaids looked cheap and tacky, pickle wedding is going to be milked for the rest of our natural lives, big lol at them going to see the original mad mick and was disappointed with the lack of creepy Dave photography not that it mattered because she still ruined the pictures just by being in them and doing that smile 🤦‍♀️ Had my head up my arse for a few weeks due to another relationship ending in lies and the 3rd cancer diagnosis of my life so mentally healths been too fucked to cope with her fake perfect life! Coming out if it though…
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Much love to you, you can do this! ❤️
 
Bucket list outing? A trip to see a semi retired Hucknell? duck me that has made me laugh so much! I see homeymoon has now changed to honeymoon so basically she knows that she got caught by the papers out at the concert so to play it down she's made it a tribute to Joe's father because she really couldnt sink any lower and she knows the sheep will lap it up oooh Stace so thoughtful and caring only left gherkin cottage so Joe could see his dad's favourite band purlease you are not telling me in all of his 40 years this is the first time Joe has had the chance to see a band pull the other one
 
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Bucket list outing? A trip to see a semi retired Hucknell? duck me that has made me laugh so much! I see homeymoon has now changed to honeymoon so basically she knows that she got caught by the papers out at the concert so to play it down she's made it a tribute to Joe's father because she really couldnt sink any lower and she knows the sheep will lap it up oooh Stace so thoughtful and caring only left gherkin cottage so Joe could see his dad's favourite band purlease you are not telling me in all of his 40 years this is the first time Joe has had the chance to see a band pull the other one
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Martine McCutcheon and what she did to Micks hair is all I can think of when Simply red is mentioned.
 
Thatbird71 said:
Bucket list outing? A trip to see a semi retired Hucknell? duck me that has made me laugh so much! I see homeymoon has now changed to honeymoon so basically she knows that she got caught by the papers out at the concert so to play it down she's made it a tribute to Joe's father because she really couldnt sink any lower and she knows the sheep will lap it up oooh Stace so thoughtful and caring only left gherkin cottage so Joe could see his dad's favourite band purlease you are not telling me in all of his 40 years this is the first time Joe has had the chance to see a band pull the other one
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I still can't get over their tit taste in music, I'm embarrassed they're from my city, we generally produce good music. Anyway, I digress, but having going to see simply red on your bucket list has to be one of the saddest pathetic things I've heard.
I still can't get over them seeing the elder Mad Mick, it's hilarious.

WhiteFlorals said:
Martine McCutcheon and what she did to Micks hair is all I can think of when Simply red is mentioned.
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I've just googled that 🤮😂
 
I honestly thought that there couldn’t be a much worse way to spend an evening than being at a Simply Red concert watching an ageing Mick Hucknall attempt to strut his stuff on stage, however on this occasion it turns out I was wrong and so stand corrected. 🤦‍♀️😖

It actually turns out that worse than that is spending an evening at a Simply Red concert watching an ageing Mick Hucknall attempt to strut his stuff on stage and then realising that Stacey and Joe Solomon-Swash are not only fellow concert-goers, but fellow concert-goers that feel the need to tunelessly sing/yell along to every song. Dear bleeping God… 😳🤭😆
 
WhiteFlorals said:
there is a reason that marriage isn't legal in UK law, she is protecting her £.
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Oh its definitely her money and as an ex bankrupt she'll not want Joe anywhere near her stash. I still don't think they're legally married, this "wedding" will keep the sheep happy and if /when they split it'll be a nice easy one for her. She's got form of course - 4 kids by 3 different partners.......
 
Deanna said:
Wow had loads to catch up so quick summary, her dress was tit and didn’t fit, bridesmaids looked cheap and tacky, pickle wedding is going to be milked for the rest of our natural lives, big lol at them going to see the original mad mick and was disappointed with the lack of creepy Dave photography not that it mattered because she still ruined the pictures just by being in them and doing that smile 🤦‍♀️ Had my head up my arse for a few weeks due to another relationship ending in lies and the 3rd cancer diagnosis of my life so mentally healths been too fucked to cope with her fake perfect life! Coming out if it though…
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Sorry you’re going through this, I have an incurable cancer so can sympathise. Keep going & keep your sense of humour too. I agree that was hilarious they went to see the ‘original mad Mick’! x
 
Deanna said:
Had my head up my arse for a few weeks due to another relationship ending in lies and the 3rd cancer diagnosis of my life so mentally healths been too fucked to cope with her fake perfect life! Coming out if it though…
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So sorry to hear this. Thinking of you. 💐

Them gnashers! Frightening as duck!

Especially as the vid got darker and all you could see was disembodied teeth clashing around. Like Halloween came early!
 

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I’m not derailing this thread just had a look at hinch story and her and skanky are dancing, skanky had a massive of what looks like red wine or is it Diet Coke since she doesn’t drink 🙄
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I just came to say the same. Hmmmm red wine anyone?

Also I thought there were no phones? This is a video that is clearly not professional....
 

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Killerheels said:
Oh its definitely her money and as an ex bankrupt she'll not want Joe anywhere near her stash. I still don't think they're legally married, this "wedding" will keep the sheep happy and if /when they split it'll be a nice easy one for her. She's got form of course - 4 kids by 3 different partners.......
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Someone who has not had a civil ceremony, has had four children to three men and never been a bride until now, makes me wonder how authentic even the religious ceremony they had was. Was Joe married in a Synagogue or in a civil ceremony to the Mother of his son?
 
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