Stacey will take them to school the odd time but she has to tell everyone she done it as its such a big achievement for her!!! Lazy cowHow come Stace couldn't just take Roess to her smear appt? It's a 5 min job, I've often had to take a kid or 2 with me to mine. Put thek in the pram or car seat with a snackNotice Jemma never gets to dump her kids on Stace but Stacey always dumps hers there....
), that’ll be right! I swear to God she doesn’t realise she’s even lying most of the time, it’s just that normal! 
Or you know, eat with the children. The older boy can eat and feed themselves. Rex is old enough to be able to feed himself if he’s sat down. Cod roe will need feeding but can equally be fed between eating herself.
And then the cuppa in bed clearly hiding the nails because she read hereIt’s the nails for me
Every time they duck up times days ect the nails always give them away
Swollomon has finished me offIt appears Sticker Sister had her husband up early doors at the Ice Rink this morning so what’s the betting it was Joe who did breakfast and the school run in the Swollomon household? I mean, poor Stace must be worn out after having to look after her own children for four days.
Poor lamb. She’s just not used to such exertions, I mean what does it matter that Joe will be exhausted after his busy time away on his Stag Do, why should she cut him a bit of slack eh? He doesn’t know what she’s had to go through and put up with while he was out galavanting, bless her, Stacey’s had to eat cold food the whole time he hasn’t been there! Lucky she’s such a trooper really and just put her head down and got on with it without any assistance or a peep of complaint. I mean some could call her a martyr for just quietly ploughing on with things alone, all the while just suffering in silence… oh wait…
⚰ I am deceased hahaha
You could tell he probably still had his uniform on and was trying to hide itWho has their 14 year old son sleeping in their bed . I just find it so weird
At what 10pm at night was it?!
The difference between her and her sister, (don't want to make this into Jemma's rave thread) she's not moaned one bit about Lee being on the stag do, but Skanky hasn't stopped playing the martyr. It's not even like she's had all her kids and she has a 14 year old who can help out. She's such a whiney twit with a face like a smacked arse.It appears Sticker Sister had her husband up early doors at the Ice Rink this morning so what’s the betting it was Joe who did breakfast and the school run in the Swollomon household? I mean, poor Stace must be worn out after having to look after her own children for four days.
Poor lamb. She’s just not used to such exertions, I mean what does it matter that Joe will be exhausted after his busy time away on his Stag Do, why should she cut him a bit of slack eh? He doesn’t know what she’s had to go through and put up with while he was out galavanting, bless her, Stacey’s had to eat cold food the whole time he hasn’t been there! Lucky she’s such a trooper really and just put her head down and got on with it without any assistance or a peep of complaint. I mean some could call her a martyr for just quietly ploughing on with things alone, all the while just suffering in silence… oh wait…
I mean, poor Stace must be worn out after having to look after her own children for four days.
Poor lamb. She’s just not used to such exertions, I mean what does it matter that Joe will be exhausted after his busy time away on his Stag Do, why should she cut him a bit of slack eh?
She still makes stickers and can’t spell though!What makes me laugh is she does all these bizarre things as she thinks it makes her relatable when it doesn’t, but when she does something that would mean she was relatable (like being left to look after her kids on her own; as we all know it happens all the time in the real world, very few people have the luxury of having two full time parents (well nearly) at home all the time!) she has a bit of a meltdown and can’t cope having to rope in Sticker Sister (and Lord knows who else behind the scenes) to help!Poor hardworking gel, having to look after her own crotch goblins for 4 days! The exhausted lambkin must be absolutely dead on her feet without having Joe there to do everything. It's not like she had her sister there to pick up the slack at all... oh yeah. Plus she was recording "sort your bleeping life out you plebs" on Saturday so wasn't parenting then was she...
It’s not even like they are all really close in age, only the last two are. The older two are bigger and can do much more for themselves, not just because they are living in the annex but because of their ages, so really most of the parenting is towards Rex and roes. It is hard work having small children at times I won’t take that away from her but if she actually parented and had structure it would be a damn sight easier for everyone including the children.And again why keep having kids if she can't cope .she rarely has them all together and all on her own .they're just fashion accessory and money maker for the gram. No work or parenting goes in from her side. They're palmed off on everyone else or with their dad's as she is faffing about with her glue gun
The dove advert is definitely a pre record, and I believe it's from the other day when I thought she had actually washed her hair and wanted to congratulate her, but in actual fact it was just greasySorry skanky your nails have gave the game away love
great spot there!!! , she will never beat the tattle detective agency 