Stacey Solomon #66 Getting pushed in the pool by swash is the only way the sisters will wash

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TeaDrinker22 said:
Who else has just rushed over here after seeing she’s actually acknowledging Harry existence 😱 the heat has clearly got to her head
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Me me me !!! Lol ,I had to check I was watching skanky swallow ums story's then !!! Near died of shock!!
But still what a absolute piece of tit that is, that's more like a foot stool than side table, with a blob of black paint, 😆😆 seriously!!! I'm sure she could have got him to make something a lot better than that load of tat
 
What I don’t get is that Joe loved that piece of wood so much he decided to keep it, so I’m guessing he thought it was nice the way it was or he had an idea of something he wanted to do with it. Ignoring this then Stacey and Harry (in a strange act of unity which smacks of a publicity stunt) take the nice wood and promptly screw the world’s smallest legs onto it and make what she’s calling a side table?! As to quite what he’ll do with a table that low is anyone’s guess! 🤷‍♀️😬

Oh but it gets better! Almost adding insult to injury then it is then decided to cover up the lovely grain of the wood (which you can imagine was part of what Joe liked about it) with a great big splodge of thick black paint! Why?! 😳

It looks bloody awful tbh but I suppose if you were to try and pull some positive from it you could say at least the nasty black paint daubed on the top matches the nasty itty bitty black legs they’ve clagged on but that’s about it! Happy bloody Father’s Day eh?! 🤭😆
 
I literally despise her. First Rex with that cordless drill being carried right up by his face!! Ffs is she that stupid? If he falls thats straight through his chin. As for the rest she literally has no content so what has she done? Paid Harry's mum to allow him on instagram? I mean we have to keep the sheep engaged for the tackiest looking wedding of the year which is exactly why she filmed Harry making the table for her sheep so when she posts an absolute cringe tribute to Joe at 7pm they will all be bleating about what a wonderful mum and stepmum she is and how Joe is so lucky to have her. Heaven forbid something is about someone other than her the selfish witch.
 
Happy favver's day!!!!
 

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Now you must read this in an awful mockney Cockney, cor blimey guv’nor, diamond geezer accent;

‘… I know how ‘ard you farthers work owt there, I’m one-a you…’

I nearly spat my coffee out! Joe Swash, work hard?! Doing what pray tell, please do, I’m dying to know what exactly it is that Joe works so hard at?! 🤔

I’m happy to hold my hands up if I’m wrong but the odd TV special, stint as a quiz contestant or brief foray on a cooking show does not really constitute as hardworking and is certainly nowhere near the 40+ hour week that a lot of people have to do to live! 😳

Still, least Stacey and his lives are made easier with the aid of Hello Fresh eh? Wouldn’t want those two troopers having to do a stroke more than they had to. Plus now they’ve got the pool to deal with, well, poor lambs will be worn out I’m sure, bless. Pffffft, hard work? They wouldn’t know it if it bit them on the arse! You couldn’t make this tit up, could you?! 🤭😆
 
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