Stacey Solomon #62 Stacey’s upset with her tits and doesn’t seem to care where Roess sits!

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truthbearer1 said:
Does she ever take her eyelashes off? I would’ve thought she’d just opt for extensions and get them infilled every few weeks
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Well yes, this is the regular option.

HOWEVER..

You've forgotten a few key points.. Stacey wants to save us all money with our gas, electric, lashes and water bills. She's so relatable so here's how she does it -

She doesn't wash. ✨Magic✨
Her hubby to-be doesn't wash.. the kids don't wash..

Make sure the sheep stay poor don't realise that she never ever filters her photos.. never... like never ever. They will be obsessed by the next has-been.
 
truthbearer1 said:
Does she ever take her eyelashes off? I would’ve thought she’d just opt for extensions and get them infilled every few weeks (lord knows she can afford it), but the ones she has look like stick on lashes that you’re supposed to take off every night and not reuse more than 5 times, and never reuse if you have combined them with mascara. Obviously she can afford to buy loads of individual packs of strip lashes to put on which I’m guessing is what she does, just don’t recall seeing her with none on so makes me wonder why she wouldn’t get extensions. Though you do need to keep them very clean which by reading these threads I don’t think she’s capable of
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She sometimes has the same face of makeup on for days because she doesn't wash her face. How she doesn't get conjunctivitis I'll never know
 
ShallowFools said:
I really doubt so many people are asking. I’ve never watched it, never will but it assume it consists of talentless Stacey coming in to your home and patronise you whilst squinting and gurning with that nauseating voice. No thank you very much. I would not be letting her anywhere near my home looking at the complete duck up she’s made of hers
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Stacey is the weak link on the show and I’m not just saying that because I’m not a big fan. There is a team made up of a professionals - an organiser, a carpenter and a cleaner with Stacey added on. Her “ideas” straight from her tap to tidy book often slow the whole process down and you can see the professional organiser in particular look quite frustrated, especially when she goes to the warehouses with the families to help them clear out and they don’t achieve much. “Did Stacey even come to work yesterday it looks like nothings been touched?” Was one particular example 😂
 
bananabutter said:
Stacey is the weak link on the show and I’m not just saying that because I’m not a big fan. There is a team made up of a professionals - an organiser, a carpenter and a cleaner with Stacey added on. Her “ideas” straight from her tap to tidy book often slow the whole process down and you can see the professional organiser in particular look quite frustrated, especially when she goes to the warehouses with the families to help them clear out and they don’t achieve much. “Did Stacey even come to work yesterday it looks like nothings been touched?” Was one particular example 😂
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I follow the 'organiser' she didn't even mention stacey yesterday but did the others
 
It’s the hypocrisy that gets me; how can she claim to be able to sort other people’s lives out when her own, well, it’s hardly ideal is it? 🤷‍♀️

She’s got her older sons living in a separate building, whilst the youngest, bless him, is left to run feral a lot of the time. Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if sensory deprivation had something to do with that as I don’t think I’ve seen a house where children live with less toys or colour (she’s even got him a cream/beige/muted coloured ball pool ffs, who would have thought that was even possible?! 🤯). She’s no better when we get to Roess, the declared favourite, who is usually perched somewhere precariously on a table top and until recently has been being ‘breast’feeding from Stacey’s armpit! 🤦‍♀️

Oh and just to top that little lot off most of the time she admits to going unwashed/not being clean and on her last TV job had to have her hair plaited up out of the way as it was so filthy! 🤢😖

It must be so frustrating for the others to try and make a cohesive plan and stick to something that will actually be helpful to the family involved to then have her swan in, bodge things up, get in the way and generally be no help. Still, I suppose it’s something if it at least prompts her to wash! 🤭😆
 
BananaJoe# said:
Why does she not have a bedroom curtain?
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She made up some excuse they where so expensive she was waiting till everything was finished and buying in bulk, more like she is waiting for Laura Ashley or somone to gift her them, same as the cushions for the conservatory window seats she kept hinting but nobody has offered them for free so she still hasn't bought any 😂😂
 
Graceless Grace said:
I was wondering if they both would do it, it would be a great earner, not just in the show fee, but also deals after
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I think Stacey has probably moved on a lot since then and already has a lot of regular work so wouldn’t need to do it. Having said that ITV would probably pay big money for a couple to do it and they are both past winners so who knows
 
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