Stacey Solomon #62 Stacey’s upset with her tits and doesn’t seem to care where Roess sits!

[Justapeep]

Now come on tanjoe is releasing a cook book it will be him using the aga to promote his book and we all remember the absolute bollocks he made on Masterchef it was a disgrace everyone on the show commented on the mess he made.
Edit to add those stones at the back of the aga don’t stand a chance of staying clean for 5 minutes

 

[Brioche]

I really want to see better pictures or videos of her kitchen because I don't understand how someone with soooo much space can have a room that looks so cramped. My kitchen is about a quarter of the size of hers and we have room to move round our whole table! No 16k+ aga though so..

 

[Keep Smiling]

I really want to see better pictures or videos of her kitchen because I don't understand how someone with soooo much space can have a room that looks so cramped. My kitchen is about a quarter of the size of hers and we have room to move round our whole table! No 16k+ aga though so..

I don’t get it. The aga is separate to the main cooking area. It’s all so random and whoever did the layout needs his/her P45 from Wren.

 

[ShallowFools]

oh fgs

 

[klairklopp]

I’m not even sorry, this is tit with a capital S. what is she doing to the poor house

We had a fireplace wall like that when I was a child……. In the 70’s.

oh fgs

What’s her problem? Has she not being a single mum twice before…..

I think what Stace doesn’t realise is money doesn’t equate to class or style. Her bland boring style might excite the brain dead followers who don’t have an original thought in their heads. Whilst I like the stones they are really dated and she will have them down in no time I put money on it

I remember when Katie Price was renovating Mucky mansion and one reply to her on instagram was why doesn’t she ask SS for advice, she has some great ideas and her style is amazing…… .

So that’s the annex area where the boys sleep on their own right next to the pool ! I honestly wouldn’t sleep at night !

Most children reach an age when they experiment with alcohol. In Z & L case, let’s add a deep swimming pool into the mix. I agree with you, I wouldn’t sleep at night or ever dare go out and leave them alone. Also what about when they have friends over, their parents must be worried as hell…

 

[Lilograce]

I just came to say this. Imagine when her bolognese sauce splashes up and stains the stone. Will look a mess in no time at all
Also Stacey you don’t live in a cottage!

I had spag bol in my head to when I wrote this. Definately going to soak into the stone and no way is it coming off

When we had our new kitchen fitted we couldn't decide on tiles for ages....i remember the grease stains on the freshly plastered wall was awful

 

[MyrtleRV]

oh fgs

Ok, so here we have Stacey explain how she’s struggling to put the kids to bed without Joe there to assist her since he’s away for work. No shame in missing your other half when he’s not there I suppose but she really doesn’t seem to be a very productive or effective human without his input…

… and yet this is a woman presenting a TV show where she goes in with a group of professionals to sort other people’s lives out!

Make it make sense!

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Has she covered something over on Rexs hand here or is it because of a filter?

Editing out a bite mark from one of the dogs

 

[Aaaaaaaaa12]

No amount of cleaning daily could prevent the oil splatters from Crap Bag and his bacon butties!

I love the dedication to your name!

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Does she ever take her eyelashes off? I would’ve thought she’d just opt for extensions and get them infilled every few weeks (lord knows she can afford it), but the ones she has look like stick on lashes that you’re supposed to take off every night and not reuse more than 5 times, and never reuse if you have combined them with mascara. Obviously she can afford to buy loads of individual packs of strip lashes to put on which I’m guessing is what she does, just don’t recall seeing her with none on so makes me wonder why she wouldn’t get extensions. Though you do need to keep them very clean which by reading these threads I don’t think she’s capable of

What’s the eyelash version of pubic crabs? Whatever it is, she probably has them

And there’s clearly someone sprinkling the blossom over ROESS as there’s bits of twig mixed in

Probably dog shite and everything mixed in with it

Does she still smoke? Doesn’t seem to match up with her perfect life style but I am curious

Yeah, she smokes crack judging by the way she gets on

 

[essence_of_rock]

Aside from the 70’s style ‘tend splash back has Mick had his hair cut? Lurking elsewhere recently.

 

[Lucy_lu]

I’m sorry but Stacey can’t navigate her way through life let alone an aga!! It takes time to learn about it and we even did classes haha!! And smart move having a stone back splash - good luck cleaning the tit off there …..oh right I forgot you don’t clean ANYTHING

 

[LittleMissRuby]

If it fitted with the rest of the kitchen I wouldn’t hate it, but she made a cottage style home into a modern home, then tries to make it have a cottage feel again. It doesn’t make sense

Yes!!! Imagine being the next owners thinking that was an authentic original wall or the beams were orkginal.....only to find theyre stuck on tat!!

 

[rindersminder]

Now come on tanjoe is releasing a cook book it will be him using the aga to promote his book and we all remember the absolute bollocks he made on Masterchef it was a disgrace everyone on the show commented on the mess he made.
Edit to add those stones at the back of the aga don’t stand a chance of staying clean for 5 minutes

I know you’re only joking but I think you might be on to something…if the Aga gets used like this, then it becomes tax deductible as an expense…

 

[babbaboom]

I’m sorry but Stacey can’t navigate her way through life let alone an aga!! It takes time to learn about it and we even did classes haha!! And smart move having a stone back splash - good luck cleaning the tit off there …..oh right I forgot you don’t clean ANYTHING

She only cleans with a pressure washer and that’s for Instagram

 

[Lalla]

I can't work out the layout of the kitchen at all - it seems to have loads of room and yet no room at the same time!

And that brick wall behind the Aga looks bleeping horrible. Money can't buy taste, and she has too much of one, and far too little of the other.

As to the pool, I can't see her forking out to heat it once she realises how much it will cost. She'll probably leave it unheated (and therefore basically unusable - I knew someone who had an unheated pool in Cornwall (so one of the warmest parts of the UK typically) and you could just about get in it on a hot summers day!

 

[Eeyore147]

Dilly just confirmed SS was at the warehouse all yesterday so why does she keep up the pretend pre-records?

 

[9Pine]

We had a fireplace wall like that when I was a child……. In the 70’s.


What’s her problem? Has she not being a single mum twice before…..


I remember when Katie Price was renovating Mucky mansion and one reply to her on instagram was why doesn’t she ask SS for advice, she has some great ideas and her style is amazing…… .


Most children reach an age when they experiment with alcohol. In Z & L case, let’s add a deep swimming pool into the mix. I agree with you, I wouldn’t sleep at night or ever dare go out and leave them alone. Also what about when they have friends over, their parents must be worried as hell…

Not to defend her but I think they ‘squared off’ the surround so that it can have a proper secure cover, which I assume will be lockable. If not, I totally agree with you.

 

[SunshineRae]

Not to defend her but I think they ‘squared off’ the surround so that it can have a proper secure cover, which I assume will be lockable. If not, I totally agree with you.

She originally (when they first moved in) said they were squaring it off so that there would be a shallow splash area around the big pool for the little ones to play in. Here’s hoping it’s also for a VERY secure cover (and not one you can slip under). When I was little, me and my cousins were playing and one dared me to run across a pool cover and I slipped right under it. It was the scariest thing ever and felt like it took ages for them to get the adults to come and get me out. I truly thought I was going to die and I have never really loved pools since.

 

[Pigglet9876]

Dilly just confirmed SS was at the warehouse all yesterday so why does she keep up the pretend pre-records?

I think yesterday has to be the worst pre record she's done as she actually posted a pic of Rex and then Rose asleep in her pram! The rest has just been random but she actually tried to pretend she wasn't there, it's so strange maybe trying to avoid tax