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Thanks to @bagpuss17278 for the thread title!
Thanks to @bagpuss17278 for the thread title!
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Stacey Solomon #62 Stacey’s upset with her tits and doesn’t seem to care where Roess sits!
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Hello, You didn't add a title, it's not been edited out.
I've added it, but without the dried up bit. Lots try to discredit here so probably not best to add something that will be seen as body shaming
bamboo98
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I’ve just caught up on stories from last night. Why was she waiting for a dog to fall asleep, she would have woke it up to get up anyway 
Next she’ll be copying Hinch and putting the dog to bed at night, although she can’t do that for her kids so on second thoughts maybe she won’t.
Next she’ll be copying Hinch and putting the dog to bed at night, although she can’t do that for her kids so on second thoughts maybe she won’t.
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Bellabob321
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She must have quite a bit of money. As not only is she got pickle cottage but she also has done up a lot of the house. Now i know she has probably got some freebies and discount from people with her "working for them" but I can't see it all being free. I mean most people don't have a pool but even most people can only afford to do up one room at a time. She's has done a lot of renovations to the house in the last couple of months.
She tries to be relatable but she never will be. Not many people live in a big house with a pool and can afford to drop a couple of grand here and there on a kitchen and accessories. It's not just the kitchen though. Her bath in her bedroom, the shell sinks, all stupid amounts of money.
She tries to be relatable but she never will be. Not many people live in a big house with a pool and can afford to drop a couple of grand here and there on a kitchen and accessories. It's not just the kitchen though. Her bath in her bedroom, the shell sinks, all stupid amounts of money.
I don’t really know if a recap is necessary as she’s much the same as always! 
Anyway in short (well as short as I get!), Stacey’s been in full show off mode after managing to scrounge a new kitchen from Wren. She did begrudgingly add them as a brand partner after several comments about ‘working with them’ but it’s fair to say it’s about as tasteless as everything else in the house. Anything remotely decent like the Aga she’s managed to ‘chav up’ by replacing the classic silver handles/accessories (or whatever they’re called on an Aga) for gold. Oh yes, money can’t buy you taste.
Continuing on the show off theme we were then treated to a tour round the gimassive swimming pool that’s currently being tiled. Realising what an absolute bleep she’s coming across by flaunting her wealth at a time when there’s a war in the Ukraine and being people displaced, injured and sadly killed and at the same time the cost of living increase in the UK has sky rocketed, leaving more people than ever in fuel poverty and reliant on food banks, she did try and ameliorate her boasting somewhat by telling everyone how ‘embarrassed’ she was. What this actually seemed to do was just encourage the sheep to send messages of support telling her she deserves it and then Stacey, canny as ever, quotes these as proof she’s only doing it as she’s being asked to before starting to show off again!
On the breastfeeding front, well she’s now not anymore, although whether she did, how much, how long, pfffft, who knows? She’s clearly been building up to this announcement for a while but as usual it was the usual smoke, mirrors and misinformation, no real help to anyone who might want to know more about stopping breastfeeding however with Stacey you can expect nothing less. 
Apart from that it’s like I say, much of the same. She’s still dirty as ever and actually made a huge deal about washing her hair last night like it was an auspicious occasion, saying that for her, it probably is. As to when she last washed it, well I dread to think, but I wouldn’t want to have been anywhere near that water.
Nearly done, honest!
Ok, the last thing that springs to mind is how for some reason she bizarrely seems to think a photo of Roess/Rex/Teddy/Peanut in varying combinations and positions but usually sat on a table, will have any troubles you have just melt away and make you smile. I can only speak for myself of course but funnily enough it doesn’t, however as before, the sheep I’m sure inundate her with messages saying how she’s made their day infinitely better; I’m sure she’s smiling back at them as she laughs all her way to the bank! 
Anyway *deep breath*, I think that might do, tbh it’s Stacey being Stacey, we all know what she’s like!
Anyway in short (well as short as I get!), Stacey’s been in full show off mode after managing to scrounge a new kitchen from Wren. She did begrudgingly add them as a brand partner after several comments about ‘working with them’ but it’s fair to say it’s about as tasteless as everything else in the house. Anything remotely decent like the Aga she’s managed to ‘chav up’ by replacing the classic silver handles/accessories (or whatever they’re called on an Aga) for gold. Oh yes, money can’t buy you taste.
Continuing on the show off theme we were then treated to a tour round the gimassive swimming pool that’s currently being tiled. Realising what an absolute bleep she’s coming across by flaunting her wealth at a time when there’s a war in the Ukraine and being people displaced, injured and sadly killed and at the same time the cost of living increase in the UK has sky rocketed, leaving more people than ever in fuel poverty and reliant on food banks, she did try and ameliorate her boasting somewhat by telling everyone how ‘embarrassed’ she was. What this actually seemed to do was just encourage the sheep to send messages of support telling her she deserves it and then Stacey, canny as ever, quotes these as proof she’s only doing it as she’s being asked to before starting to show off again!
On the breastfeeding front, well she’s now not anymore, although whether she did, how much, how long, pfffft, who knows?
She’s clearly been building up to this announcement for a while but as usual it was the usual smoke, mirrors and misinformation, no real help to anyone who might want to know more about stopping breastfeeding however with Stacey you can expect nothing less. Apart from that it’s like I say, much of the same. She’s still dirty as ever and actually made a huge deal about washing her hair last night like it was an auspicious occasion, saying that for her, it probably is. As to when she last washed it, well I dread to think, but I wouldn’t want to have been anywhere near that water.
Nearly done, honest!
Ok, the last thing that springs to mind is how for some reason she bizarrely seems to think a photo of Roess/Rex/Teddy/Peanut in varying combinations and positions but usually sat on a table, will have any troubles you have just melt away and make you smile. I can only speak for myself of course but funnily enough it doesn’t, however as before, the sheep I’m sure inundate her with messages saying how she’s made their day infinitely better; I’m sure she’s smiling back at them as she laughs all her way to the bank! Anyway *deep breath*, I think that might do, tbh it’s Stacey being Stacey, we all know what she’s like!
Bellabob321
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Don't forget that she is also gifting her washing machine to someone in need as it's the wrong colour. She asked for people to nominate someone and she picked a woman who struggles with washing as she is nearly 70 and has arthritis. When her new washing machine is delivered then this person will get Stacey's. Don't worry she doesn't wash or change her clothes much so it will be like brand new.I don’t really know if a recap is necessary as she’s much the same as always!
Anyway in short (well as short as I get!), Stacey’s been in full show off mode after managing to scrounge a new kitchen from Wren. She did begrudgingly add them as a brand partner after several comments about ‘working with them’ but it’s fair to say it’s about as tasteless as everything else in the house. Anything remotely decent like the Aga she’s managed to ‘chav up’ by replacing the classic silver handles/accessories (or whatever they’re called on an Aga) for gold. Oh yes, money can’t buy you taste.
Continuing on the show off theme we were then treated to a tour round the gimassive swimming pool that’s currently being tiled. Realising what an absolute bleep she’s coming across by flaunting her wealth at a time when there’s a war in the Ukraine and being people displaced, injured and sadly killed and at the same time the cost of living increase in the UK has sky rocketed, leaving more people than ever in fuel poverty and reliant on food banks, she did try and ameliorate her boasting somewhat by telling everyone how ‘embarrassed’ she was. What this actually seemed to do was just encourage the sheep to send messages of support telling her she deserves it and then Stacey, canny as ever, quotes these as proof she’s only doing it as she’s being asked to before starting to show off again!
On the breastfeeding front, well she’s now not anymore, although whether she did, how much, how long, pfffft, who knows?
Apart from that it’s like I say, much of the same. She’s still dirty as ever and actually made a huge deal about washing her hair last night like it was an auspicious occasion, saying that for her, it probably is. As to when she last washed it, well I dread to think, but I wouldn’t want to have been anywhere near that water.
Nearly done, honest!
Anyway *deep breath*, I think that might do, tbh it’s Stacey being Stacey, we all know what she’s like!
Also isn't it funny that Stacey's hair wash worked out that she could plug the dove conditioner. It's always so much of a coincidence when that happens
That’s what I thought she was in last time; I just copied that! I have no idea!
I’ve just gone back and checked and it should be Instagrammers!
Oooooooops! My bad! Tbh it took me long enough to work out how to create a new thread, it’s a miracle we have anything at all!
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mammaof3
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That’s what I thought she was in last time; I just copied that! I have no idea!
I’ve just gone back and checked and it should be Instagrammers!
I agree, starting a thread is so stressful. I mucked it up a few times.
Just as a mod to move it to the IG section x
I shall do, thank you! Honestly I was a nervous wreck by the time I’d done, then it turned out I hadn’t put a title, eeeek! Anyway, I was determined if nothing else; they say God loves a trier or summit…
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Graceless Grace
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It looks like she's badly edited the picture to remove something from the back of his hand.
giftmesh*t
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To be fair, it’s hard to know what category to put her in as, let’s be honest, she does nothing!That’s what I thought she was in last time; I just copied that! I have no idea!
I’ve just gone back and checked and it should be Instagrammers!
Unless of course there is a category for lazy, smelly scammer.
Pigglet9876
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I think it's a mixture of the filter and the shadows from the lighting
ShallowFools
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I really doubt so many people are asking. I’ve never watched it, never will but it assume it consists of talentless Stacey coming in to your home and patronise you whilst squinting and gurning with that nauseating voice. No thank you very much. I would not be letting her anywhere near my home looking at the complete duck up she’s made of hers
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Chavhunter900
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Totally irrelevant but the thought of SS and Hoe having physical intimacy of any kind let alone SEX gives me an overwhelming feeling like I could vomit and never stop vomiting
I’d recommend you stop thinking about it then
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