Stacey Solomon #59 Send in SuperNanny Jo those slippy steps have to go!

[saltandvinegarcrisps]

When cleaning out the ballpit I'm so confused why she didn't unzip the cover and stick it through the washing machine? We had one before and I washed it a couple of times, once when it was dirty and once before we sold it as it had sticky marks / calpol on it. Such a lazy half arsed job. She's basically just changed the balls out. She could have actually washed them in the bath and let them dry if she hadn't been simply swapping to match her new decor.

 

[Leascarle]

I’m still traumatised have we established what ‘that picture’ was all about was he at the swimming baths

 

[Ellegee]

Oh god no…

My eyes! My eyes!

He looks like something mouldy & furry that you’d find lost in the vegetable drawer

 

[MyrtleRV]

I’m still traumatised have we established what ‘that picture’ was all about was he at the swimming baths

It’s his sixtieth birthday and apparently he didn’t want to celebrate so instead went swimming with the kids.

Only he didn’t just go swimming with the kids did he? Oh no, instead he felt the need to video himself fleeing down a flume and launching into the pool. Oh and it’s complete with commentary too, including something which is along the lines of of ‘yeah baby’ *shudder* When you combine that with the visuals, well no. Just no!

Unfortunately due to the fact he’s swimming he’s also wearing very little and so the video, which is literally a blow by blow account of his flume adventure, has him sharing with the world a nearly nude, rather hairy, bespectacled man hurtling down into a pool. I don’t know about recording an exhilarating birthday treat to share on social media, that video should come with a public health warning! I’ll never be the same again!!

 

[ABCD12333]

Good God when will the lies end? From every story you see one is daylight next it's nightime. She must have read tattle, because she just so happens to mention her dad coming over (after Jem posted it on her stories) around 4pm! Weren't u cleaning the ball pit out at 4.10pm? Then she says he been in the cluedo room the whole time and hasn't even seen him, but on Jem's story they all in the living room singing happy birthday to him?

 

[Doodlebug71]

You can always tell when stinky is lying...her lips move

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

I hope they closed the pool and gave it a deep clean after Dodgy Dave spent the day there

 

[Turmeric123]

Watching repeat of gogglebox on E4 she looks almost normal

 

[Mooms]

That poor puppy looks so nervous! No waggy tail or jumping up or anything it’s sad to see. If this so called charity had rehomed him properly he could receive all the care and attention he needed to properly work on his needs, Stacey and Joe just do not have time for that! Also with all those kids in the house, particularly Mick it’s no wonder he’s on edge all the time. Didn’t his original AD say no children? Well I hope the charity are pleased with themselves and all the followers they got for allowing a nervous dog into an unsuitable home where his needs are not met

 

[Louanne]

She said she had to learn something. I am guessing it’s a tv show or game show of some kind. Maybe it’s a new series.

Celeb Masterchef? Has she done that already?

 

[brookemck8]

Celeb Masterchef? Has she done that already?

not that i can think of but she does enjoy out shining tango

 

[Idon'twanttobehere]

Watching repeat of gogglebox on E4 she looks almost normal
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Did ya notice her feet though!!?? that's when I started to suspect something was up, was a fan at the time...

 

[klairklopp]

I find her “finally home with my boys” post quite insensitive directly after her post about Jamal Edwards.

Post it tonight, tomorrow, not at all…? Your co-workers son has just died at a young age fgs, don’t go rubbing it in everyone’s face how happy you are to be back with your sons when she doesn’t get that opportunity ever again.

Completely insensitive, it’s not like it could have slipped her mind so soon! She’s so self-centred. I lost my son four years ago and honestly it devastates me when I see peoples posts on SM with pictures saying ‘I love my son so much’ but I know they’re not doing it insensitively whereas she’s a witch……

My child loves running up to daddy when he comes through the door but I don’t bleeping film it every day for the world to see as I know no one else gives a duck

Like any normal, sane person would……….

Omg yes she acknowledged it then immediately posted a video of her and Rex ....

Tone deaf….

Good God when will the lies end? From every story you see one is daylight next it's nightime. She must have read tattle, because she just so happens to mention her dad coming over (after Jem posted it on her stories) around 4pm! Weren't u cleaning the ball pit out at 4.10pm? Then she says he been in the cluedo room the whole time and hasn't even seen him, but on Jem's story they all in the living room singing happy birthday to him?

Love how you can clearly see from the positioning of the balls that they’re not actually playing just posing for the content…. idiots.

 

[Pigglet9876]

Completely insensitive, it’s not like it could have slipped her mind so soon! She’s so self-centred. I lost my son four years ago and honestly it devastates me when I see peoples posts on SM with pictures saying ‘I love my son so much’ but I know they’re not doing it insensitively whereas she’s a witch……


Like any normal, sane person would……….


Tone deaf….


Love how you can clearly see from the positioning of the balls that they’re not actually playing just posing for the content…. idiots.

God yes the black ball would not be there after a break like that unless they can't even set the balls up

 

[Sp20191]

Is something not quite right with the dog? No way would any dog I’ve had lay there fast asleep whilst a toddler was stroking them, speaking in an excited high pitched voice….

 

[giftmesh*t]

The way Mick is staring at his skanky mother, it looks like he’s being told what to do/say.
Also, excuse me while I just go and vomit, why is the skank touching Teddy’s dick with her finger

 

[Bagpuss7]

You know when you watch something in complete disbelief that someone can be soo thoughtless and crass, especially as we all know most of what she posts is carefully staged. Shameful!

 

[areyouokhunz]

Rex talking about the puppies is definitely staged, he was really focusing on Stacey and trying to really think. My child who is slightly younger does not do this when I record her. You can totally tell when it’s natural chatter compared to forced

 

[Pigglet9876]

Couldn't Joe clean the fire whilst she was away? He seems to do nothing, we know Stacey probably had a cleaner but at least she pretends to do stuff! He's like a child

 

[MyrtleRV]

How does she do it you reckon? After breakfast does she sit Mick down and say ‘right, we’re going to do some filming with Teddy and Peanut today ok? So when I say so you have to tell me what they are and they’re puppies aren’t they?’ Then once she’s sure Mick’s got his lines down pat she gets him to lay down, fans his hair out all around him in some cherub like fashion and then picks up the sleeping dogs to position them around him.

Then she’s all set for ‘ACTION!’ See, it’s simple when you think about it!

That’s actually what makes her so utterly tactless and insensitive. Nothing on there is by accident; everything she puts on Instagram is carefully considered and contrived and given that there’s no excuse whatsoever for despite in one breath spouting messages of sympathy and regret, the next she completely ignores any of her previous sentiment and waxes lyrical whatever twaddle about her ‘perfect family’ she’s wanting the sheep and the rest of the world to believe now. The sad thing is, most of that’s a load of guff as well!

It’s how people fall for it that’s beyond me, but then again most of what people do on Instagram baffles me so I’m hardly the best judge!