Stacey Solomon #50 The kids don't match, lied about the pumpkin patch

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Am I the only one thinking she’s blurred out their surnames because they’ve already got married in secret???
100% why else would they blank out their names when we already know their surnames.
noticed she has also blurred out her address as place of birth for Rose, possibly for security reasons but more likely because she doesn’t want the sheep to realise it isn’t called pickle cottage
 
Is it me or does anyone else think that looks nothing like a birth certificate? It's just an A4 piece of printed paper..
Because of COVID some registry offices make you order the "official" cert, they give you a print out to double check everything is 100% correct before they submit it.
I had to do this a few weeks ago when i registered my babies and it was exactly like this.
 
I imagine when you open her bedroom door the staleness odour that would hit you would be 🤢. Food, milk throw up, nappy aromas, body odours, stale unwashed hair, dogs, those bed covers, eugh.
Anyway, that child is used to the cold as there is no heating except the drying heat of the electric fire if it’s ever switched on, no curtains to keep out chills at night. She barely dressed her for the garden and she looks underdressed for the trip out. But hold on it’s okay as Stacey has put out the call for freebie coats and they’ll all start flooding in, winter onesies and tiny coats are winging their way as we speak. However, as she’ll never be taken out again, it’s pointless really and no business will get a tag.
 
100% why else would they blank out their names when we already know their surnames.
noticed she has also blurred out her address as place of birth for Rose, possibly for security reasons but more likely because she doesn’t want the sheep to realise it isn’t called pickle cottage
To be fair, I can totally understand them blurring out the address
 
I was thinking, Opal Fruit must be coming up for three weeks old now so why have they waited so long to take her to register the birth? 🤔 I mean, it’s hardly that they’ve been working flat out and haven’t had time, so why today, what made it so special? It was only when I flicked onto Instagram that exactly why she’s waited until today to make her big announcement dawned on me; it’s only the release date of Hinch’s second notebook!😱😆

Oneupmanship much?! 😆 She’s at it again, she can’t help herself, she hates anyone else possibly spending more time in the limelight than her! ‘What’s that Hinch? Your little scribble pad is coming out today? Well BOOM! ‘Av this! We’re registering our ROESS!’ 😂😂😂

And we are to believe that they are BFF 😂
 
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