Stacey Solomon #47 Baby girl's here, Mick pack ya bags, off to the annexe with the lads

What do we think Pickle will be called?

  • Lily

    Votes: 242 12.9%
  • Rosie

    Votes: 579 30.8%
  • Autumn

    Votes: 280 14.9%
  • Blossom

    Votes: 329 17.5%
  • Cash Cow #4

    Votes: 212 11.3%
  • Something else?

    Votes: 236 12.6%

  • Total voters
    1,878
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I was having a nosey to see the difference in ‘likes’ from Rex’s announcement post to Cash Cow 4’s announcement post… and CC4 already has 4 x the amount and it’s only been three days!

Now we all know her popularity has soared since Rex was born and she buddied up with Hinch and started pissing around on Instagram… but what I also noticed was how she used to be able to smile properly and look relatively normal. Whereas these days she cannot pose for a photo without closing her spider lashes and grinning manically!

It’s all a facade! And the more sheep that bow down to her, the worse she is getting. I honestly think Instagram is like a drug to her! She wouldn’t know what to do without it.
Absolutely obsessed I agree....I honestly wonder if there is a minute in the day when she is not thinking about Instagram in some way.
 
Absolutely obsessed I agree....I honestly wonder if there is a minute in the day when she is not thinking about Instagram in some way.

No I don’t think there is!

I wonder if she would do all of these things if Instagram didn't exist…

Prat around in puddles. ❌
Writhe around on the floor with her mop. ❌
Pretend she’s a crafter. ❌
Hang her crisps up. ❌
Decorate her thrush baths. ❌
Piss about with food presentation. ❌
Find ideas from Etsy and pass them off as hers. ❌
Buy Pickle Cottage. 🤔
Have another baby hmm. 🤔
 
No I don’t think there is!

I wonder if she would do all of these things if Instagram didn't exist…

Prat around in puddles. ❌
Writhe around on the floor with her mop. ❌
Pretend she’s a crafter. ❌
Hang her crisps up. ❌
Decorate her thrush baths. ❌
Piss about with food presentation. ❌
Find ideas from Etsy and pass them off as hers. ❌
Buy Pickle Cottage. 🤔
Have another baby hmm. 🤔
Apart from the last two that’s a resounding No. The last two in the olden days she’d of generated money from the magazines and newspapers.
 
What?! You mean none of you believe that Stacey and Joe are not avidly studying those baby name books as I type, trying desperately to come up with a name for the baby girl Stacey’s always wanted and who she knows that she’s been expecting for the past 6+ months? 🤔🤨

How very dare you!! I won’t have it!! If Stacey says that’s what they’re doing then that must be what they are doing; they’re even asking for help and they wouldn’t be doing that if they didn’t want suggestions! 🤨

It’s not like Stacey ever lies about anything is it? Well, is it? Come to think of it, actually… erm, well, this is awkward… 😳 🤦‍♀️

😂😂😂
 
I was having a nosey to see the difference in ‘likes’ from Rex’s announcement post to Cash Cow 4’s announcement post… and CC4 already has 4 x the amount and it’s only been three days!

Now we all know her popularity has soared since Rex was born and she buddied up with Hinch and started pissing around on Instagram… but what I also noticed was how she used to be able to smile properly and look relatively normal. Whereas these days she cannot pose for a photo without closing her spider lashes and grinning manically!

It’s all a facade! And the more sheep that bow down to her, the worse she is getting. I honestly think Instagram is like a drug to her! She wouldn’t know what to do without it.

Firstly Rex and Princess are the double of each other as babies and secondly the Stacey pictures are decades apart. I actually feel a bit better about liking her now because I’ve been doubting my sanity, but she was more normal then and definitely more watchable and likeable. Now she’s like some kind of parody of the real Stacey, don’t think she knows who the real Stacey is anymore, she’s just morphed into this weirdo caricature for the gram. Wish someone would do a proper deep dive documentary into this phenomenon.
 
Wonder if she postponed her wedding when she found out she was having a girl.. just so that she could have her there as flower girl.. cause when she got engaged she said she wanted a wedding soon enough as they wanted their elderly family there etc… but no mention of it since
I think she was massively pissed off that joe accidentally said the date and used all that covid shit as an excuse. She wants it in private so she can spring another shit reel with crap music on us all lol
 
Wtaf, does she really think people will believe they have no ideas of names for the much-desired baby girl they’ve known about for months 😑 I’m calling bingo on a 7pm post saying ‘Guys, you’ve all sent such amazing name suggestions and we needed all of our insta family’s input on naming her so we’ve gone with all of your suggestions and called her ‘Princess Bedsit Baby October Autumn Rosie Willow Picklelily Cash Cow Solomon Swash The Chosen One’ 💕’ - while sat on the floor despite having new sofas of course. Cos that’ll be another 7pm reveal in a few days time 😂
 
Just get up Stace, you’re a mom of four, not one, poor Rex has been glued to your side for two years and all of a sudden you can’t be arsed with him, not fair and the quickest way to make him resent PP. she’s new and a novelty to him right now, like a new toy, but that won’t last if you don’t get up and get life back to normal. How she is lauded as an amazing mum is beyond me, she’s actually really selfish because everything is about her, no bedtime routine because it suits her, not bathing because it suits her, not cooking because it suits her, not getting out of bloody bed because it suits her. Very irritating to watch.
So true...Shes a joke! She lives in another world.. She does need to get out of her room and carry on parenting her other 3 kids..Instead of sitting no doubt staring at the new baby.....🙄🙄🙄
 
I was having a nosey to see the difference in ‘likes’ from Rex’s announcement post to Cash Cow 4’s announcement post… and CC4 already has 4 x the amount and it’s only been three days!

Now we all know her popularity has soared since Rex was born and she buddied up with Hinch and started pissing around on Instagram… but what I also noticed was how she used to be able to smile properly and look relatively normal. Whereas these days she cannot pose for a photo without closing her spider lashes and grinning manically!

It’s all a facade! And the more sheep that bow down to her, the worse she is getting. I honestly think Instagram is like a drug to her! She wouldn’t know what to do without it.
I saw a clip of her on a quiz show and she was so normal she was telling a joke and didn’t have that stupid fake laugh at the end or that extremely forced fake smile. I don’t understand how people can watch her on tv being completely normal and then watch her Instagram stories and see her being a ditzy cow with her fake laugh and sit and call her relatable or say how real she is. Clearly one of her personalities is fake. I honestly don’t know how Joe doesn’t get sick of her or tell her to stop acting like a prick.
 
I refuse to believe Joe can read a book.

Ooh be careful 😆 Not long ago, I drew attention to Joe's spelling of fruits on masterchef and somebody carried on as if I had beaten up a one legged man with his own crutches. Ps. They are supposed to be mango, fig, lychee and passion fruit 😑
 

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Ooh be careful 😆 Not long ago, I drew attention to Joe's spelling of fruits on masterchef and somebody carried on as if I had beaten up a one legged man with his own crutches. Ps. They are supposed to be mango, fig, lychee and passion fruit 😑
Isn't he dyslexic? Proba why his spelling looks like that of a toddler (I'm also dyslexic so don't come for me 😏🤣)

I think she's named her Daisy.

I'm literally posting it here just in case I'm right 🤣🤣
 
Ooh be careful 😆 Not long ago, I drew attention to Joe's spelling of fruits on masterchef and somebody carried on as if I had beaten up a one legged man with his own crutches. Ps. They are supposed to be mango, fig, lychee and passion fruit 😑
I will go to hell for mocking the afflicted I know but magoo…

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, just douse me in petrol now… 😆😆😆

(On the plus side he got fig right!)
 
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