Stacey Solomon #44 Stop shutting your eyes to show you’re happy,sort out micks saggy nappy

[tinatina0604]

I’m convinced that all this “oh I forgot” bollocks is leading up to a Stacey Solomon “Tap to organise” planner.
She randomly started saying “I really need to sort my life out” a lot about 2 months before the tv show was announced so this is definitely building up to something.

The Skanky Scheduler

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

I have adhd which means I find it so hard to organise and I forget a lot because I’m so easily distracted but even I’m not as bad as her. I smell something she wants to sell…

 

[Emsie]

Notice
The sister is plugging her creepy father now saying she’s hired him for a photo shoot. I hope to god she doesn’t get the tuna canoe out or that will really be weird. I think it’s for her pitiful labels.’those Solomon’s just live off each other’s advertising:

Tuna canoe that's me done. Rest in peace emsie

 

[Behelzabobs]

How is the use of “” appropriate to this story? You’re detailing how a shelf is going to look, no one’s died

It’s called being melodramatic

 

[Tess_Tickles]

I’ve just had a sponsored post appear on my Instagram from Skanky S for Hello Fresh. Joe says something in the background of her ‘cooking’ and she shushes him and Rex is also whining loudly .. not sure she was meant to leave the audio on.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

The face only a father () can love. For me: it’s made me recoil in horror while scrolling in the dark

 

[something less identifiab]

The face only a father () can love. For me: it’s made me recoil in horror while scrolling in the dark

The side profile is even worse

 

[Ls6901]

Has the tool time Tim discussion stopped
Yet ? #powertoolsfor2yearoldsgate

Sorry if its been said but she seems to have removed the drill bit of the post?

 

[Millieminion]

And this will be fanny solomong lol View attachment 776284 q

Well this has done me

 

[Tui]

The side profile is even worse

Hello pepper (AHS)

 

[MyrtleRV]

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who in their right mind would buy one of these awful grandma cardigans and ill fitting jeans?

With the sister as a model it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘I wouldn’t be seen dead in that’!!

 

[PandoraSkye]

The face only a father () can love. For me: it’s made me recoil in horror while scrolling in the dark

Is it me just realizing it more because it's been brought to my attention or is she doing that "I can't close my eyes when I smile " BS more and more......

Literally every time she puts up a pic of her "smiling" it makes me green....it's so obviously unnatural and unnecessary..... definitely not anyway as "cute" as she thinks it is!

 

[Justapeep]

Poor old SS she can’t close her mouth because of a large set of veneers and can’t keep her eyes open for a photo when she smiles. Maybe she should get a new set of teeth

 

[pugslife6]

Shes not arsed if mick jnr takes his eye out with the drill, shes replacing him soon anyway with her precious little picklegirl

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

The side profile is even worse

spot the difference

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

These pair model. Let that sink in.
#daddysgirls

When you start looking like your dog.
Those lips are always crusty. Even with balm on. I see tomorrow's make up is done ready.

 

[Raydog]

Getting the boyS to sleep irrationally annoys me the most ffs do Z and L need milk story and bed ? Stop being a twit !!!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Getting the boyS to sleep irrationally annoys me the most ffs do Z and L need milk story and bed ? Stop being a twit !!!

I'm convinced she rocks 'zackaaay' like a baby, he's practically bitty. He's a bloody teen ffs. If I tucked my teen in, he'd be like "get out of my room you weirdo"

 

[brookemck8]

Getting the boyS to sleep irrationally annoys me the most ffs do Z and L need milk story and bed ? Stop being a twit !!!

Me too, it must be so embarrassing for them

 

[Cherrypie32]

Me too, it must be so embarrassing for them

The boys fell asleep in the car before 9 pm. They’re not toddlers.