Stacey Solomon #35 Past-time Pickle in a grey abyss, sick of hearing about Pink Little Miss

[Asparagus123]

To any ladies feeling "inferior" because wonder womb is chompers deep in D.I.Y..have you ever seen her make three or four meals a day and snacks? Wash their clothes including soaking stains,ironing,putting them away etc,clean out the fridge? Do skirting boards and floors? Clean a particularly gross nappy? Do a large weekly trolley shop with a kid or two? Stripping beds? Cleaning windows? Making packed lunches? NO?? Because she has heaps of behind the scenes help.If us regular moms indulged ourselves spending hours assembling wood a carpenter cut there would be hell to pay playing catch-up.She is in no way doing any of what I mentioned or a lot less

Totally agree

 

[DustyRose]

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I’m sorry but calling children (children who you DON’T KNOW) “handsome” is bleeping weird. These people need to have a word with themselves. They belong on a register

 

[beckysgummysmile]

To any ladies feeling "inferior" because wonder womb is chompers deep in D.I.Y..have you ever seen her make three or four meals a day and snacks? Wash their clothes including soaking stains,ironing,putting them away etc,clean out the fridge? Do skirting boards and floors? Clean a particularly gross nappy? Do a large weekly trolley shop with a kid or two? Stripping beds? Cleaning windows? Making packed lunches? NO?? Because she has heaps of behind the scenes help.If us regular moms indulged ourselves spending hours assembling wood a carpenter cut there would be hell to pay playing catch-up.She is in no way doing any of what I mentioned or a lot less

THIS!!!!!!!

She clearly has cleaners, gardeners, possibly a cook. Yes she does her own DIY disasters, but she is 100% paying for some other decorating behind the scenes in that cottage mansion.

We know she keeps the boys up as late as she can, so she certainly isn’t running round with a rocket up her arse after tea time like most parents are in the evenings.

 

[Sparkle pup]

THIS!!!!!!!

She clearly has cleaners, gardeners, possibly a cook. Yes she does her own DIY disasters, but she is 100% paying for some other decorating behind the scenes in that cottage mansion.

We know she keeps the boys up as late as she can, so she certainly isn’t running round with a rocket up her arse after tea time like most parents are in the evenings.

She’s a pretty tit mother to be fair

 

[Wildrosesez]

Joe is tit at DIY - but didn’t he lay the flooring in the bathroom? So not like he never does DIY…

 

[Cady1954]

Who the duck paints plug sockets?!

duck off she did not? Wtf

Still looks like an old person lives there.

Painting over a socket is a lazy way to paint and looks scruffy as duck.

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I'm actually cringeing for her

 

[DustyRose]

She’s a pretty tit mother to be fair

The worst.

 

[brookemck8]

Im 99.9% sure she is lying about how far along she is, but what has she actually got to gain from lying about it? Like why does she do it.

 

[Sparkle pup]

Im 99.9% sure she is lying about how far along she is, but what has she actually got to gain from lying about it? Like why does she do it.

Cause she’s lost the plot. And it’s all for attention, for all we know the baby could already be born

 

[flossitbabe]

terribly immature for her age. She really needs to grow up and be more responsible.

 

[sg246gal]

terribly immature for her age. She really needs to grow up and be more responsible.

And start to take care of her kids that she neglects while trying to be “relatable” to her Instagram following!

 

[Libbylulu]

The boys are no longer getting those quirky, themed snacks anymore. She doesn’t show any of that anymore.

 

[Eat more cake]

The boys are no longer getting those quirky, themed snacks anymore. She doesn’t show any of that anymore.

Far too much panelling to be done for that.

 

[Shazblag]

Getting trolled by the adverts on this thread.

 

[Starry_eyed_pie]

The boys are no longer getting those quirky, themed snacks anymore. She doesn’t show any of that anymore.

She hasn't shown the kitchen in weeks/months.
Clearly she is having it refurbished and is not ready for the Tap to Reveal yet.

 

[DustyRose]

She hasn't shown the kitchen in weeks/months.
Clearly she is having it refurbished and is not ready for the Tap to Reveal yet.

She will show a before shot, then a little montage of her with a tiny little paint brush and voila! Months of professional craftsmanship will be claimed as a little post school-run project.

 

[Bellabob321]

She doesn’t do the crap snacks or the crafts as that book has been done. She’s doing the crap diy to go with her tv show now or she wants to do a diy book. Maybe call it how not to do diy

 

[WilmaHun]

I still can't get my head around painting a plug socket surely that's not safe? And surely the paint is just going to scratch off the plastic really easily. I googled it and you can buy pink sockets for like £8.... why not just do that?

 

[Sparkle pup]

I still can't get my head around painting a plug socket surely that's not safe? And surely the paint is just going to scratch off the plastic really easily. I googled it and you can buy pink sockets for like £8.... why not just do that?

Cause she’s an idiot, and she hasn’t got any common sense. Not a single brain bell between the pair of them

 

[fluffyduck]

Golden gherkin

Ann Summers could market this...