Stacey Solomon #11 Stacey & Joe hatched a plan, but lied about their campervan!

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Filming for Benson for Beds this morning, and gonna be speaking to a sleep expert!! What a joke!! 🃏

Maybe she'll be sharing her tips ie let exhausted (dirty) toddler stumble around falling, whilst parent is laughing and videoing said toddler. Then leave toddler wherever he drops, ie cold hard floor, dog bed (even outside if Mummy needs a break) Don't worry if toddler is in dirty clothes, full nappy, ain't nobody got time for that tit when there's crafting unicorns out of pumpkins to be done (me time is far more important than meeting basic needs of kids)

Older children, similar applies, sleeping wherever they drop anytime they like fully clothed (yes of course school clothes are okay for sleep as it saves time in the morning) unwashed, teeth not brushed (they can always have dazzling oversized veneers fitted when they're older) Finally at the end of your long day (crafting is exhausting) get in your comfy warm bed (unwashed fully clothed, make up still on obviously) and eat lots of Daim bars, you so deserve it Mama!! You got this!!
 
something less identifiab said:
Filming for Benson for Beds this morning, and gonna be speaking to a sleep expert!! What a joke!! 🃏

Maybe she'll be sharing her tips ie let exhausted (dirty) toddler stumble around falling, whilst parent is laughing and videoing said toddler. Then leave toddler wherever he drops, ie cold hard floor, dog bed (even outside if Mummy needs a break) Don't worry if toddler is in dirty clothes, full nappy, ain't nobody got time for that tit when there's crafting unicorns out of pumpkins to be done (me time is far more important than meeting basic needs of kids)

Older children, similar applies, sleeping wherever they drop anytime they like fully clothed (yes of course school clothes are okay for sleep as it saves time in the morning) unwashed, teeth not brushed (they can always have dazzling oversized veneers fitted when they're older) Finally at the end of your long day (crafting is exhausting) get in your comfy warm bed (unwashed fully clothed, make up still on obviously) and eat lots of Daim bars, you so deserve it Mama!! You got this!!
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And dont forget..She loves you allllll to the moon and back ❤️
 
Maybe she has all this time in the morning for daft breakfasts, cups of coffee and stalking roses because she doesn't need to apply makeup if she's slept in it, the boys are dressed for school from yesterday, and she's not wasting her precious montage time by having a shower and washing her hair.
This is where we're going wrong 💡🤷🏽‍♀️
 
TalkOfTheGram said:
Maybe she has all this time in the morning for daft breakfasts, cups of coffee and stalking roses because she doesn't need to apply makeup if she's slept in it, the boys are dressed for school from yesterday, and she's not wasting her precious montage time by having a shower and washing her hair.
This is where we're going wrong 💡🤷🏽‍♀️
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Ahh yes!!

Tonight the kids shall sleep fully clothed,I’ll keep todays make up on and i wont wash my greasy mop for tomorrows work meeting! If anybody has anything i’ll let them know i followed Stacey’s routine..😩🤦🏽‍♀️
 
Longgtimelurker said:
Ahh yes!!

Tonight the kids shall sleep fully clothed,I’ll keep todays make up on and i wont wash my greasy mop for tomorrows work meeting! If anybody has anything i’ll let them know i followed Stacey’s routine..😩🤦🏽‍♀️
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You won't know what to do with all your free time in the morning. Can't wait for an update on how you just pottered about admiring the roses and being so inspirational and building the Taj Mahal out of pastry!
 
The state of poor Rex's finger nails in her last story makes me sad. I usually look past most things that seem to bother other people about her, but I can't unsee things like that when it comes to the poor baby. My youngest is the same age and I wouldn't dream of leaving her like that, I understand they get dirty but you clean them because they can't do it themselves. Even with Fibro, chronic migraines and BPD I make sure both my kids are clean, well fed ect. I used to feel bad watching all she seemingly gets done in one morning, but recently I've come to realisation that she doesn't and as long as my kids are clean, changed, fed well and happy I don't care if my beds a mess, or my laundry products aren't decanted and my cupboards are unorganised!
 
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