Jimmay is in all likelihood having the time of his life for the past six weeks surrounded with all the relaxed bohemian/surfer/diving/yoga beach babes out there. Cut to a sweaty Sophie waddling in with her 8k heavy, winter, leather
with a real gold chain
bag looking more and more an extra from TOWIE, huffing and puffing about getting her forhead reduced and wanting her eyes permanently held open as if she under some torturous experimentation by extraterrestrials. She might not be able to properly close them after, but as long as the winged eyeliner looks good it'll be worth it huns.
Not sure what she is eating out there, but if she has been three or four times before she shouldn't be getting diarrhoea, unless she has accidentally had some tap water or had her gob open in the
private
pool when she was having one of her naked wallows.
"So, yeah, Jimmay i need you to come and nurse me through a couple more operations
and look after Henny for a bit, he is like your son so, yeah. You can deep clean the flat too, it'll be good practice for when we get married, but like no bread in the flat ok? Jhimmayyyyyy, come back here! I'll get you a hair transplant (
and share all of the embarrassing, personal details on my socials) if you stay..."
The gif doesn't really fit, but it made me think of them enough to include it. She has the lashes on, her hair is the same length, curled style and honey blonde colour. I mean she is even wearing the long evening gloves in this one.
)
But when she’s calling her own followers mental for the same behaviour it’s ok??
A full face of make up in Bali heat whyyyy. No wonder she suffers from outbreaks from all that muck. She needs a good scrub. 
no wonder she’s always breaking out. Minty cow.
