Sophie Guidolin #8

[BS DETECTOR]

She whinges every time she has the twins about their waking early. They are YOUR kids Sophie you lazy and considering you have them one or two nights a week if that one would think you could get off your lazy ass and get up with them. I hope this newborn gives you hell. Have fun being left holding the baby cos I doubt Andrew will do tit.

What’s with this “shell of a formal self” crap she’s spinning now?
Sophie I’ll help you out cos you’re obviously too dumb and self absorbed to see clearly.
- put your kids first. This is 100% number 1 priority. Get your son back.
- go back to your home!! A crappy old penthouse in the Goldy is a holiday destination not a home.
- have your kids 50/50
- go back to being REAL. Show more of your normal life. Most mum’s are spending time with kids cleaning and cooking.
The only reason you got “instafamous” to begin with was your fitness and humble lifestyle. You are now acting like a spoilt old frumpy faced housewife with a rich bald doctor husband. And STOP bloody lying. Seek help.

 

[hippopananus]

Sophie - “I’m a shell of my former self”
Also Sophie - “25% off my $400 courses to live your best life even though I totally fucked mine up in less than 2”

Yeah righto Sophie, sounds legit

 

[Savannah90210]

Is she actually trolling us with this face now?

 

[allthesmallthings1]

Is she actually trolling us with this face now?

The makeup artist she was so excited to use that day was not very kind to her
It is not a look that suits her or does her any favours

 

[Bopip]

Talks about this year like it's the worst year of her life. Well, who do you think is responsible for that!? Every bleeping thing that has happened she has orchestrated. Every terrible decision was planned. She has single mindedly prioritised her relationship with Andrew over everything else. Over her children FFS. The way she feels now is caused by the domino effect of each of those choices.

This story though. March 2021 is when she dumped Ryan for Jake and really went full nut job, so hardly the kinda 'powerful witch' energy I'd want to be channelling....but go off sis, 2023 will be a cracker if you follow that lead.

 

[sailorcherries]

I'd say the year her marriage ended was the worst.
Or the year she was "humiliated" by Jake.

Surely the year of travel, engagement, marriage and the bebe shouldn't be the worst?

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Cue post about us guyzzzzz only seeing the 1%

 

[Savannah90210]

Talks about this year like it's the worst year of her life. Well, who do you think is responsible for that!? Every bleeping thing that has happened she has orchestrated. Every terrible decision was planned. She has single mindedly prioritised her relationship with Andrew over everything else. Over her children FFS. The way she feels now is caused by the domino effect of each of those choices.

This story though. March 2021 is when she dumped Ryan for Jake and really went full nut job, so hardly the kinda 'powerful witch' energy I'd want to be channelling....but go off sis, 2023 will be a cracker if you follow that lead.

I don't understand how this is meant to help her make sales for her course? The course has been out for 2+ years, yet this last year was her worst ever? Why wasn't she following her own advice then? You'd think with all her "training" she'd only be getting better each year.

Awful brand ambassador, even for herself. How are people still falling for her tit‽

 

[beige_wellness_warrior]

Ok. I ate the dentist's head. The prison look is not good on him.

 

[Bopip]

Shaved head is very Nath and it doesn't suit Andrew. Pappi could be going bald or maybe he's insecure and thought it would make him look younger.

 

[greacea]

I’m shook the shaved head is real. Is this the male equivalent of women giving themselves a makeover after a breakup?! Except it’s Pappi mourning the end of his overseas holidays with no kids.

 

[pettybetty1]

There is something really wrong with her lip filler. It’s lumpy and uneven and has migrated badly. I thought she had it dissolved???

 

[Flourish&Fulfilled]

There is something really wrong with her lip filler. It’s lumpy and uneven and has migrated badly. I thought she had it dissolved???

Invisalign bby girl

It’s probably a prerecorded video like all her pics and videos she’s posting lol

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Jesus, I can’t believe Lust pay her.
She can’t be bothered to even pay attention to promote them beyond her ridiculous half-assed videos.
First she says that yesterday she noticed they were have a big sale on bundles only but didn’t bother to mention it when she was talking about all of the other non-affiliated companies having Boxing Day sales. They she says she’s had to go back and have another look today to find out what all is on sale and it’s a lot more than just the bundles. Then she admits that she needs to check her old emails to find out exactly what campaign they’re running. She couldn’t even be ucked to read their emails? Then, low and behold, she finally pops up a discount code. What a mess she is.

Also, she looks like a skanky porn star. Does she even know what her target demographic is because she seems to be catering to a OnlyFans audience with her cheap stripper outfits and her tits out all the time?

 

[veryrawandreal]

Not to mention she’s encouraging people to buy extra makeup (if they don’t need it now) as the sale is good and you’ll always need it. What happened to her being a minimalist?

 

[tayprins]

She gets paid to sell it. Why would you ever buy it? I won’t buy anything anymore that influencers are paid to sell. Influencers selling tit I feel is for the naive these day?!. Also… her boobs. My god… why are they so much bigger and always on display. As a kid this would have icked me if it were my mum

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I would have been HORRIFIED if my mum had her tits on offer all the time. Would have been so humiliated.

And she had the nerve to spin the blowback she got about posing wih Kai in her bikini with her ass jacked up like she was in heat as everybody else sexualizing her body inappropriately. No, lady, you intentionally sexualize yourself in the tackiest ways. Her posting that reel the other day with her whole tit falling out of her dress is a perfect example. She thought she could get away with it but somebody (Andrew prob) told her it wasn’t cool and to take it down. And the constant sexual innuendo. She’s really classless and clearly desperately insecure.

 

[tayprins]

HA
I’ve never met someone so unaware. This woman is a mess

 

[thegraywoman]

Probably starting to go bald. He is still very feminine looking though.

He's more feminine than old Loaf

 

[crasyashybaby]

Is it normal for parents of twins to constantly call them "twins"? E.g the twins woke up at 5am? Why can't see just say the "girls"?