Sophie Guidolin #5

[tc&co]

Yessssss I remember this . He dodged a bleeping bullet . Bet he feels like all his Christmas’s come in 3’s leaving that one .

Haha she so reads here . Unless she is stupid as she acts, sounds , looks . Apparently and apparently. We all know she is low key referencing here , almost to try and deflect and protect but she has done the damage Ruth her audience already . The hypocrite: only buy what you really want not many spend 400k on a car they don’t really want

I remember the ryan thing where she litttuuurrrlleeeyyy was dying

Pappi/hubby must be working late. Shes got verbal diarrhoea again.

 

[rora90]

Ewww, she really is disgusting

 

[tc&co]

Ewww, she really is disgusting

I thought i have seen a tatt on her inside forearm before like looking thing. Haven’t seen it again since the pic with jake.

 

[icthruBS]

I thought i have seen a tatt on her inside forearm before like looking thing. Haven’t seen it again since the pic with jake.

I wonder what she tells her kids about the narrative to suit the dick she is with at the time . Why do relationships have to be forever?? duck whoever you want .mummy does . Nek minute , Meets one that has a far better career than her and marries it .. semi forever ?? Is that what she tells them coz given her track record it won’t be til death do them part .

 

[DJSezBot_]

I wonder what she tells her kids about the narrative to suit the dick she is with at the time . Why do relationships have to be forever?? duck whoever you want .mummy does . Nek minute , Meets one that has a far better career than her and marries it .. semi forever ?? Is that what she tells them coz given her track record it won’t be til death do them part .

She doesn’t see her kids so no need to explain lmao

 

[Flourish&Fulfilled]

She doesn’t see her kids so no need to explain lmao

Lol she would need to explain to them who she is first

 

[veryrawandreal]

Who randomly forgets that they got a (tit) tattoo?

 

[influenzer_takedown]

Thread idea - Sophie Guidolin #6 - onto her third dick, tied him down before he got the ick all while being beyond sick and she’s given the Brady bunch kids the flick.

 

[hippopananus]

Cue flogging the tit out of Lust and Happy Way
It looks like Cleo Harper are quietly giving her the flick with Kelsey Wells collab and Chontel “I don’t declare ads” Duncan advertising it under the radar.

 

[DJSezBot_]

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Thread idea - Sophie Guidolin #6 - onto her third dick, tied him down before he got the ick all while being beyond sick and she’s given the Brady bunch kids the flick.

This level of thread title artistry tells me you’re not a stranger to the Sarah’s day threads

 

[Bopip]

Ewww, she really is disgusting

"Ohhhh I just remembered!!!" No you didn't. You've been busting to show it off. "A few months back" uh huh, right. The pappi tattoo maybe, not the wedding date, otherwise show it. She's so fixated on people thinking that she's actually capable of keeping any of her private life a secret. Probably should tell all the people, including those from Andrew's work, who have congratulated you in current tense and commented like you only just got married. I guarantee her tattoo says 11:11. She got that tattoo'd on her finger a couple of years ago, but of course she can't have people knowing she hasn't really been married for months.

 

[emmygluewho]

"Ohhhh I just remembered!!!" No you didn't. You've been busting to show it off. "A few months back" uh huh, right. The pappi tattoo maybe, not the wedding date, otherwise show it. She's so fixated on people thinking that she's actually capable of keeping any of her private life a secret. Probably should tell all the people, including those from Andrew's work, who have congratulated you in current tense and commented like you only just got married. I guarantee her tattoo says 11:11. She got that tattoo'd on her finger a couple of years ago, but of course she can't have people knowing she hasn't really been married for months.

HAHAHAHAHA how do you just forget?! She would salivate over it hourly!

 

[influencingnOne]

Ewww, she really is disgusting

She seriously just rinses and repeats. She also had a Q for queen at one point, the ∞ and 11:11 and now what she’s gonna try and play off her previous 11:11 tattoo as being her wedding date? Pretty sure she has had most of her tats removed after. New guy, lust hard, pussy slave them, get a tat, get married, talk about having kids, break up. So bizarre I wonder if she recognizes her own toxic cycles. Also just how she words stuff as click bait trying to make it seem like her tattoos were from before this week. Lol. K
Also she speaks like she is wearing a retainer all the time now.

 

[clearharper]

loaf - even with a low rise nobody will see that c section scar. And it’s longer than 5cm you twit. I swear she thinks her followers are stupid. Sophie the queen of numbers, the only person to have had twins and a Caesar. Also read through the comments. Got rid of her low rise jeans 10-15 years after wearing them.
the floating dates again - someone buy the girl a diary.

 

[yellowebee]

She. Is. So. Condescending….

 

[Mistybear]

"Ohhhh I just remembered!!!" No you didn't. You've been busting to show it off. "A few months back" uh huh, right. The pappi tattoo maybe, not the wedding date, otherwise show it. She's so fixated on people thinking that she's actually capable of keeping any of her private life a secret. Probably should tell all the people, including those from Andrew's work, who have congratulated you in current tense and commented like you only just got married. I guarantee her tattoo says 11:11. She got that tattoo'd on her finger a couple of years ago, but of course she can't have people knowing she hasn't really been married for months.

Why would Andrew need to "bend over" in order for pants (power) to stretch?

 

[therealsmilf]

So eventually when we see the said wedding date tattoo and it says 11/11 how will she spin we don't share everything bullshit - and keep trying to keep up the illusion they got married months ago.

Maybe they got married November last year? And this whole year has been a big joke on us guyzzzzzz

 

[Watercooler]

Her stories fmd….It’s called work, Sophie, that foreign concept that you know nothing about. Nobody gives two fucks that you’re in a room with no windows and a ‘to do’ list a mile long (probably 2 things on it, let’s be real). Cry us all a bleeping river, you entitled brat.

If you’re so bothered by it and it being beneath you, just hire someone to do it for you. Pretty sure you’ve got the cash to fund it along side 400k g wagons and other luxury purhases you’ve made recently. You’re a lazy witch that basically wants to leverage social media for attention and nothing more.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Her hair is the only natural thing in this pic.
I can envision her trying to get this shot - pulling a face like a 12 yr old, over and over again until her duck lips are just right, and then thinking, “yeah, that’s the one!”

 

[clearharper]

Her hair is the only natural thing in this pic.
I can envision her trying to get this shot - pulling a face like a 12 yr old, over and over again until her duck lips are just right, and then thinking, “yeah, that’s the one!”

But also making sure to show boob.
Omg those ratty hair extensions