Sophie Cachia #8 So much hate, zero mates. Fugly house to renovate. Ego needs to deflate

[newtothis123]

Why didn’t she do her makeup on the plane???

Or at home before she left like normal people?!

 

[makeitstop]

Signing copies of your book and doing
an instagram live on Wednesday is that the book tour?

 

[Limpy Love]

Signing copies of your book and doing
an instagram live on Wednesday is that the book tour?

Noooooo!! Don't forget the Bajama Party in Carlton next week.
I would love to be sitting in a cafe or restaurant nearby watching grown women go to the movies in the BJs.
Playing dress ups is the best Cachia can do.

 

[Sure…Media!]

I’m sooo excited for this book launch! One more week til Soph lays her life bare and maybe, just maybe, we’ll all get to learn what we’re dying to know… what Floss actually did with that engagement ring

 

[emmygluewho]

Can you imagine all the grubby fake tan marks throughout?!

 

[pixie spotty]

She is trying really hard to look like the person on the front cover of her bOoK. The orange tandoori shade of fake tan is well and truly applied. And the blonde scarecrow hair. Wearing her blue denim. Grow up, Sophie Shaw.

 

[Shazza Snarki]

Alright, which one of you posted this on the Booktopia page?? Hahaha.

 

[AJAYA]

Can you imagine all the grubby fake tan marks throughout?!

Why did she even need a MAU if all she was doing was sitting in a room signing books?

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

Why did she even need a MAU if all she was doing was sitting in a room signing books?

Because busy bizzness women CEO boss babes always need to look made up and put together with hair, make up and a killer outfit, obviously!

 

[Limpy Love]

Why did she even need a MAU if all she was doing was sitting in a room signing books?

Maybe she expected the paparazzi to meet her when she landed?
Shes really famous and popular too, so I'm shocked there were no fans screaming her nane and waving their books outside Booktopia.

 

[Bizziebody]

Because busy bizzness women CEO boss babes always need to look made up and put together with hair, make up and a killer outfit, obviously!

The ripped up shorts sure looked good.

 

[ThisGorjuzpiece]

She deadset looks like she's has an allergic reaction to something.

The eyeshadow placement makes her eyes look munted

 

[AJAYA]

Because busy bizzness women CEO boss babes always need to look made up and put together with hair, make up and a killer outfit, obviously!

When is she ever any of those things?

 

[crossroads2727]

Omg the cheeks!!! Hideous. She has completely ruined her looks - for someone who hates Sophie even I can admit she was naturally quite pretty

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

When is she ever any of those things?

When she recites her morning affirmations in the mirror.

 

[Limpy Love]

Omg the cheeks!!! Hideous. She has completely ruined her looks - for someone who hates Sophie even I can admit she was naturally quite pretty

The last eight years haven't been kind to her when you compare the photos of Bs birth.
All her "enhancements" have aged her two fold and instead of looking early 30s she looks mid 40s.

 

[Vixien]

So she went as fancy ceo on the plane. Did homer Simpson make up gun look in the car only to get changed in shorts and a shirt?

 

[80srule]

I’m sooo excited for this book launch! One more week til Soph lays her life bare and maybe, just maybe, we’ll all get to learn what we’re dying to know… what Floss actually did with that engagement ring

what I don’t know that story…. Is it lost????

 

[BecJudd]

So, I'm pretty clueless when it comes to beauty enhancements. With that filler in her cheek... Can you feel it when you touch it? Is it soft or hard? I'm gobsmacked by that angle that was captured.

 

[ChuppaChomps]

So she went as fancy ceo on the plane. Did homer Simpson make up gun look in the car only to get changed in shorts and a shirt?

Yeah I noticed this too! WTF?! She looks like she was going to the beach. Not sure why she needed the Zebra coat or the makeup only to pair it with a pair of ripped denim shorts.