Sophie Cachia #8 So much hate, zero mates. Fugly house to renovate. Ego needs to deflate

[Broken Veneers]

Sure Soph, you don't photoshop. YOU posted this photo on the left and @Bushpig81 found you tagged in the photo on the right:

 

[ActiveLies]

I can’t get off what a head this woman is today, but in her big old Insta caption of bullshit she runs with the children now having three mothers “three incredibly career driven women… who love and adore MY children”

The word you’re looking for is ‘our’. If the women involved are apparently mothers, you call them “our children,” Soph.

 

[itsbeenaminute]

Lolololol fellow trolls we better stop commenting she doesn't photoshop
This witch is so fkn stupid.

 

[omgpleasestop]

Lolololol fellow trolls we better stop commenting she doesn't photoshop
This witch is so fkn stupid.

I think she’s having a mental breakdown.

 

[pinkflaps]

Haha, I thought that Jarryd was standing behind the couch in that Brady bunch pic, his pants are the same colour but now I see it I can’t I see it!!

Wtf!!! The whole time I thought he was standing behind the couch lmaoooo

 

[Sophie's hairy salmon]

Beige boring boring bonehead Jaryd blending into the sofa

 

[Limpy Love]

I think she’s having a mental breakdown.

Things certainly aren't working out the way she planned.
2022 has been an absolute disaster for her and MG has been doing her own thing this weekend, so she is pretty salty.
She probably landed at the ex's, ex MILs place for a free meal, a ciggie and a bottle of wine.

 

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

She looked gorgeous before the face full of filler

I just don’t see it!!

Haha, I thought that Jarryd was standing behind the couch in that Brady bunch pic, his pants are the same colour but now I see it I can’t I see it!!

OMG SAME

 

[pixie spotty]

Also how good was her ad for her new home gym. It’s hers, guys, “me, my, me, meee”. Will she not be living with an actual professional athlete? Won’t it be “their” home gym? I don’t understand how her brain works

 

[omgpleasestop]

Also how good was her ad for her new home gym. It’s hers, guys, “me, my, me, meee”. Will she not be living with an actual professional athlete? Won’t it be “their” home gym? I don’t understand how her brain works

I guess if you have enough air to blow up your own arse, anything is possible.

 

[grifter]

Woof! I hope she’s picking up take away looking like that. Do us a favour Sophia, stay off this site if it rattles you so much.

 

[horseteeth]

Also how good was her ad for her new home gym. It’s hers, guys, “me, my, me, meee”. Will she not be living with an actual professional athlete? Won’t it be “their” home gym? I don’t understand how her brain works

She also literally never goes to the gym or works out - so this partnership is WEIRD

 

[erhmagawd]

Ol’ woke Soph smashing gender norms, encouraging her son to wear skirts and earrings and fabricating his awareness of pride flags bla bla, still falls into “we talk like two blokes” bullshit.

How do ‘blokes’ talk, exactly? We’re not making sweeping statements assigning certain topics to certain genders, are we? Not upholding the notion that gender-exclusive spaces exist within language, surely? Come on, Soph. Aren’t we raising children who don’t see gender norms, and whose unique gender expression should allow them to dress, act and indeed speak in whatever manner they feel they best identify?

SHE IS THE MOST LOSER-ISH WANNABE, PERFORMATIVE, SHALLOW FUCKSTICK EVER.

Has the golden opportunity to speak about her love for Maddie - opens with her being a 6ft amazon, and says she’s gorgeous, after stating she discusses her breasts with Jaryd. So basically her love for Maddie is “she’s tall, hot, has good tits”. duck this book is gonna be a real cerebral adventure isn’t it.

Also big lol at Jaryd being so openly happy for her to explore other options while they were still married. He saw an out and pushed her in that direction

This this this you always say it so well

our smoph is a walking talking contradiction

 

[Bizziebody]

Buy yourself an iron Sophie Cachia and use it occasionally on your glamorous outfits.

 

[Limpy Love]

Buy yourself an iron Sophie Cachia and use it occasionally on your glamorous outfits.

And some nail polish remover!

 

[Sophie's hairy salmon]

I'm waiting for this year's karate krotch chop dance. She needs to reread How To Not Give A duck. Or whatever it's called. Because blossom is getting triggered today!!!

 

[savefloss]

So triggered today Scummy!
Timing of the eff you story was around when Abby gilmore’s daughters were actually on ground walking with their successful AFL player dad and the entire Essendon team… wonder if there’s also some jealousy happening there. I’m embarrassed for Jarryd even being referred to as an AFL player and Sophie in turn his WAG. 3 games does not make a either of them of any significance

 

[Limpy Love]

So triggered today Scummy!
Timing of the eff you story was around when Abby gilmore’s daughters were actually on ground walking with their successful AFL player dad and the entire Essendon team… wonder if there’s also some jealousy happening there. I’m embarrassed for Jarryd even being referred to as an AFL player and Sophie in turn his WAG. 3 games does not make a either of them of any significance

MGs stories may be causing Chompers some grief too!!

 

[grifter]

MGs stories may be causing Chompers some grief too!!

I just checked them out. She would be livid she has no control over Maddie and Maddie is out enjoying herself.

 

[Broken Veneers]

So triggered today Scummy!
Timing of the eff you story was around when Abby gilmore’s daughters were actually on ground walking with their successful AFL player dad and the entire Essendon team… wonder if there’s also some jealousy happening there. I’m embarrassed for Jarryd even being referred to as an AFL player and Sophie in turn his WAG. 3 games does not make a either of them of any significance

And Emma Hawkin's gorgeous little girls did the same thing. Soph has never been a WAG.
Jealousy? We're supposed to be jealous, remember

I just checked them out. She would be livid she has no control over Maddie and Maddie is out enjoying herself.

And Jaryd's dad has shown a "surprise visit" to his restaurant - Jaryd, Bob, Jaryd's gf and her son. Didn't see Floss until I saw a photo of Jordy with Floss on his grid.
Kind of ironic after the Stellar magazine wrote about them being such a progressive family that Soph's almost certainly alone or chasing her ex's ex family. It's Easter and Christmas part 2.