Breaking my new-job-induced tattling hiatus with an apropos of nothing: She literally looks like Jim Carrey in The Mask? The migrated fillers look absolutely shockingly comical in the Alpha stories (which haven’t been tagged with ‘partner’
cc: ad standards). I spiral into an existential crisis every time I remember I’m the same age as Slop… but take solace in the fact I don’t look 55 courtesy of hog hormones. She’s so… boring at the moment? I mean, I know her followers have been stagnant/declining for near on 2 years, and her engagement is literally in the toilet… as are 2/3 of her businesses… but I don’t know how she comes back from this level of obscurity/irrelevance? Her entire income relies on it. Dark days ahead for Slops.