Sophie Cachia #15 You're and your are hard to master, Mads can't get to Italy faster, solo parenting is a disaster

[erhmagawd]

Shouldn't that be the type of thing Maddie posts? Not Sophie My husband took me horse riding on my birthday despite him being a horse-hating, allergy sufferer. He did it because he knew I really wanted to do it. Not once did he tell people about what a hero/best husband/selfless saint he was..What a missed opportunity.

Exactly but that’s nevergoing to happen with our favourite narc.

 

[BettyFord]

Anyone else notice she's down to 266K followers. Another 1,000 gone lol

 

[lolza_]

Anyone else notice she's down to 266K followers. Another 1,000 gone lol

Yep! She lost over 1000 followers in July alone. Bet that will double in August once Maddie leaves and she has another meltdown / rant on her stories.
I hope she’s under 250k by the end of the year. She ran a competition and still lost followers love to see it

 

[MankyKat]

Don't forget guys, Shaw Media Studio was taking bookings for today onwards. Looks like that's going really well too considering she appears to be in TAS today.

 

[Sophie's hairy salmon]

Shouldn't that be the type of thing Maddie posts? Not Sophie My husband took me horse riding on my birthday despite him being a horse-hating, allergy sufferer. He did it because he knew I really wanted to do it. Not once did he tell people about what a hero/best husband/selfless saint he was..What a missed opportunity.

Your husband needs to go to the Sophie Cachia School of Self Promotion and Carate Crotch Chopping.

 

[savefloss]

Yep! She lost over 1000 followers in July alone. Bet that will double in August once Maddie leaves and she has another meltdown / rant on her stories.
I hope she’s under 250k by the end of the year. She ran a competition and still lost followers love to see it

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I’d love to be able to mind read all the people who have unfollowed. Like I wonder what was the final straw to unfollow nose picking? Another fake yawn? Being the best at yet another skill? One leopard pj set too many? crappy parenting? What made them crack and unfollow?

 

[Broken Veneers]

I’d love to be able to mind read all the people who have unfollowed. Like I wonder what was the final straw to unfollow nose picking? Another fake yawn? Being the best at yet another skill? One leopard pj set too many? crappy parenting? What made them crack and unfollow?

They found Tattle?!

 

[erhmagawd]

I’d love to be able to mind read all the people who have unfollowed. Like I wonder what was the final straw to unfollow nose picking? Another fake yawn? Being the best at yet another skill? One leopard pj set too many? crappy parenting? What made them crack and unfollow?

It’s the smirk for me, it makes me ragey

 

[Pollie]

Amelia’s post when she says ALL her girlfriends were at the baby shower

 

[SlothSmoth]

Honestly who in Australia is paying $60 for a nightie you could get from Kmart or Best & Less for $8?

The people who can only afford to use AfterPay to buy them

I don't think she did defend the trademark - I know that you have a certain time frame in which to defend these applications and if you don't, usually it falls the way of the complainant (i.e. ASOS). So her magical marketing gurus are back to the drawing board!!!

Does this mean she has to change her logo? And, all branding/products etc?

 

[bodabodaboda]

There’s something heartbreaking about Maddie watching the Commonwealth Games basketball from Tassie. I just can’t help but feel sorry for her but she makes HARDDD with her decisions.

What do we think will happen when Mads goes to Italy? Break up? Stay together? I’m interested to see the general consensus!

 

[askedtoleave]

There’s something heartbreaking about Maddie watching the Commonwealth Games basketball from Tassie. I just can’t help but feel sorry for her but she makes HARDDD with her decisions.

What do we think will happen when Mads goes to Italy? Break up? Stay together? I’m interested to see the general consensus!

my thoughts are Maddie will go over there for a few weeks or months, then cut her trip short and move back after Sophie has a meltdown/threatens to break up with her

I do feel sorry for Maddie re: the Commonwealth Games but if that hasn’t been a wake up call for her I don’t know what will be?

 

[usemycode]

If the book wasn’t a wakeup call for Maddie then I don’t hold out much hope for her. She’s being manipulated to stay.. and she is staying because she loves Sophie and doesn’t think she can do better. She falls for Sophie’s grand gestures and apologies and (empty) promises.

 

[horseteeth]

Everything is going so well for her this year

Is this the point where we are supposed to be heaps jealous?

 

[JD3000]

The people who can only afford to use AfterPay to buy them



Does this mean she has to change her logo? And, all branding/products etc?

Maybe that will be the big Isuzu change she keeps alluding too

 

[Jezzybell]

What about the international book tour and then the Q&A tour of regional Victoria for all those suckers who never get to see anyone 'famous'?? The way she just puts these things out there and then they never happen is bloody hilarious.

From memory the first leg of her regional tour was held in a foyer of a University in Bendigo (after the price was dropped) and then the second event was 'brunch' in Shepparton for around 25 people!! Then nothing - what about all those other poor regional people 'fans' desperate to see and hear her that were constantly contacting her. Full of tit as per usual.

The international book tour consisted of looking desperate sitting at a card table at a few bookstores in Westfields on the outskirts of Melbourne and managing to grab a photo with some new mum with a stroller who just happened to be walking past.

Just shows what an absolute flop the whole thing was and how she's always trying to put out the spin that she's sooooo successful. Add in the Izuzu ABSOLUTE disaster that she can't even give away, the literal 5 minutes on Survivior, her beyond horrendous outbuilding at Tullarmarine Airport, her fiance (prisoner) finally escaping by having to go overseas, her family hating her, having zero friends - her life is literally down the tubes!!!

I hope you're all jealous!!

 

[pixie spotty]

Outspoken have a segment on her and Mia today. Hope we get an ugly insta story rant later today from Sophia hahhaa

 

[savefloss]

Outspoken was another very “safe” yawn fest. They use Scummy to get people to listen, but obviously try very hard not to say anything that is actually interesting… I don’t understand why people regularly listen to them. They just speculate on Instagram stories No new content or opinions

In other news, our girl needs models for a photo shoot today! Shaw media and the PA are soooo organised and professional. Why not let them handle your brand’s needs?

 

[Sure…Media!]

In other news, our girl needs models for a photo shoot today! Shaw media and the PA are soooo organised and professional. Why not let them handle your brand’s needs?

Don’t be so harsh on me! I’m a 1 woman tit show. The EA is in Italy, the boss is AWOL avoiding all the commitments she would have been invited to pre-book era and I can only pack so many lipsticks by myself . Do you have any idea how many warehouse bookings I’m having to field?!??

 

[savefloss]

Don’t be so harsh on me! I’m a 1 woman tit show. The EA is in Italy, the boss is AWOL avoiding all the commitments she would have been invited to pre-book era and I can only pack so many lipsticks by myself . Do you have any idea how many warehouse bookings I’m having to field?!??

Don’t forget oysters can’t shuck themselves