Not to sound heartless but if he’s feeling suicidal then go for it Paul, not one person would miss you. You are evil, lowest of the low. You won’t ever do it tho cos you love all this. It’s a big game to you. People struggling daily with their MH because of ppl like you.
when I first read it on here I thought duck he must’ve been properly ambushed by a crowd of people, but it’s literally maybe 8 12 year olds just saying hot chocky wocky to him from a normal distance away, and he’s clutching his j2o being escorted in a police van home, how is he not embarrassed !?I’m sorry but I’m still not over him getting in the back of a bleeping police van with a bag full of fish and chips because he was scared of a few prepubescent kids takes tragic to a whole new level
Just the thought of the van filling up with the smell of the chippy is sending me. Imagine your van smelling like fish for the rest of your shift as a permanent reminderI’m sorry but I’m still not over him getting in the back of a bleeping police van with a bag full of fish and chips because he was scared of a few prepubescent kids takes tragic to a whole new level
Why do I know exactly what that smells like?This thread is moving so fast but to add my tuppence to a previous convo I think he smells like a medicine cabinet in which all medicine is out of date mixed with malt vinegar
Fish and dampJust the thought of the van filling up with the smell of the chippy is sending me. Imagine your can smelling like fish for the rest of your shift as a permanent reminder
Yes. Or an aftershave/perfume that got left out in the sun and smells mustyThis thread is moving so fast but to add my tuppence to a previous convo I think he smells like a medicine cabinet in which all medicine is out of date mixed with malt vinegar
You'll need to throw those ones away, start againI accidentally said hot choccy woccy in front of my kids a couple of days ago and today I got a ‘mum can I have a hot choccy woccy please’ someone take them!
It's probably just a jumbo battered sausageI asked a colleague of mine today if she had ever heard of this creptile and she has very strangely managed to be unaware of his existence. Until today.
She texted me later when she was on her way home on the train and said he all of a sudden appeared on her FYP and now she's down a rabbit hole of crusty, flaky hell
I feel bad for bringing her into this world, in this world in which we live
Ps I am surprised Paul eats fish... his palate is like a fussy 4 year old so that was unexpected
Reminiscent of his own saveloy schlongIt's probably just a jumbo battered sausage
Sorry Paul - make this make sense!!! No MH issues ever, but a couple of days of kick-back on your own stupidity and now your facing constant unaliving demons?! duck off!
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That's not jumbo babs, that's micro xReminiscent of his own saveloy schlong