Snapshoteye/Beautybeyondthe_eye #63 Paul wonks on all fours

[monkeybutts]

Just saw someone on tiktok saying that if you watch the video of him trying to get G to get her outfits sorted but mute you can clearly see how angry he was with G about her not doing what he wanted without his silly accents being distracting. Very very true. It’s on naughty Paul breach account too large to share here

 

[Heartcurrent]

It’s me Hi x, Paul’s the problem it’s me,
In Whitby fish & chips for tea.
I’ve got my j20 & smile for the children,
It’s so exhausting being me and being called a p3edo.
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
& Im the n upon the hill

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

It’s me Hi x, Paul’s the problem it’s me,
In Whitby fish & chips for tea.
I’ve got my j20 & smile for the children,
It’s so exhausting being me and being called a p3edo.
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
& Im the ponce upon the hill

Please do not ruin Taylor Swift for me....

 

[4yogits]

bleeping hell what a wet wipe

 

[queenofsheba1234]

bleeping hell what a wet wipe

Hahaha omg how unbearably embarrassing

 

[Heartcurrent]

bleeping hell what a wet wipe

Jesus he’s a joke
I wonder what he’s got on the cards today, ambulance?
coast guard?
mountain rescue?
who knows this time yesterday he had no plans to go live and by 6pm he was in the back of police van anything quite literally anything could happen.

 

[4yogits]

Does this not say to everyone, he bought his Fish & Chips and J20, was getting "abused" by 11 year olds shouting "Hot Choccy Woccy", went to hide in the nearest Public place free from kids and called the police fom in the pub or more likely being "famous" asked the pub to do it?

 

[smudge126]

bleeping hell what a wet wipe

I was about to post the same thing, this was my personal favourite from the comments section

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

bleeping hell what a wet wipe

Paul needs to chill out, at this rate I'm going to have to do daily wiki updates

 

[olyve123]

Heard his new gf is called Joanne Koff-Onalphores

I’m ina silent waiting room ffs- give me a chance

 

[Heartcurrent]

Looks like the people of Whitby weren’t best pleased with the celebrity encounter they had forced upon them last night, Oh Paul, for someone who gets embarrassed by a tiktok filter hat how the duck haven’t you just self combusted over this?

 

[Seeing_the_light]

To the tune of the Carpenters hit, We've Only Just Begun...

We've only just begun
To chat
Tik toks and only fans
I'll take your pic if you're in your pants

(We've only just met)

Before you change your mind
And flee
We've got something unique
We both are madly in love with me

(Watch me w*nk on all fours)

 

[snoopydoo96]

I was about to post the same thing, this was my personal favourite from the comments section

Makes me feel physically sick a few days ago I was sexually harrased on my doorstep by a man who towered me and I didn't even think to phone the police, however this waste of oxygen think its okay to phone the police over a few year 7s if that, shouting hot choccy wokky I can't even process that

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

Makes me feel physically sick a few days ago I was sexually harrased on my doorstep by a man who towered me and I didn't even think to phone the police, however this waste of oxygen think its okay to phone the police over a few year 7s if that, shouting hot choccy wokky I can't even process that

So sorry you went through that. Men are disgusting.

I honestly think he wanted that to happen, he knew he’d be videoed and probably thinks he’s some celebrity now or trying to show that the police are on his side. I saw videos of at least four angles so he’s pretty much never going to live a quiet life again. Also, why couldn’t he just order a taxi from inside the chippy? In fact has this man ever been reported to use a taxi or does he just scale the country on foot on his paulgrimage

 

[smudge126]

Makes me feel physically sick a few days ago I was sexually harrased on my doorstep by a man who towered me and I didn't even think to phone the police, however this waste of oxygen think its okay to phone the police over a few year 7s if that, shouting hot choccy wokky I can't even process that

I’m so sorry, it’s not too late to report this

 

[Badgerbadgerbadger]

Makes me feel physically sick a few days ago I was sexually harrased on my doorstep by a man who towered me and I didn't even think to phone the police, however this waste of oxygen think its okay to phone the police over a few year 7s if that, shouting hot choccy wokky I can't even process that

Next time, kick him in the balls

 

[ohannie]

Paul should release his own yoga/solo kama sutra combo book.

 

[ste1982]

Found Lauren!
Couldn’t upload TikTok for some reason but her handle is on there xx

 

[snoopydoo96]

I’m so sorry, it’s not too late to report this

Thank you at the time it was quite distressing but I was able to stand up to him by screaming at him through the door, I feel safe as it was a one off however if it happens again, I won't hesitate. Thank you again

Next time, kick him in the balls

Love this

 

[Heartcurrent]

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Found Lauren!
Couldn’t upload TikTok for some reason but her handle is on there xx

You did gods work! Thankyou, from what I gathered she’s not really saying anything significant happened she said she posted on a costa chat on Facebook that she had served him, how the hell he found that I don’t know, & doesn’t understand why he mentioned her the way he did, so now he’s just ruining innocent peoples day because they’re not immediately up his ass?
Why did he say Lauren, from York costa, hope you get all the fame you wanted?!
It just doesn’t make sense to do that to her what a horrid little man he is.