Snapshoteye / BeautyBeyondThe_Eye #62 this little piggy has no home

[Nijinsky_92]

Let's play a game....

What's inside the fish & chip bag, wrong answers only.

A clean shacket

His mouldy flat pillow from daddy's house
And his Xbox controller

 

[Anything you like]

Those videos of him getting a lift from the meat wagon
I can’t cope how embarrassing
His noncey smug face as he’s getting in omg

 

[helloome]

Update he’s in Whitby, phew

His face at the end hahahaha

He is shitting his pants, no way pure fear on his face

 

[Snapshotstye]

Take it back, they look about 10 lolll

 

[4yogits]

Take it back, they look about 10 lolll

He’s invested in Converse 5 sizes too big

 

[Dina25]

His pelvis

Bag is too big for that

 

[Casatron_89]

Honestly Ive never laughed so hard. Its WILD
The kids have barely hit puberty with their high squeaky voices and hes getting a full on police escort out of a pub. And then goes on live to brag as if hes Kim Kardashian trying to out run the paps

 

[JustReadingAndJudging]

Isn't that akin to eating himself?

That has just made me full on snortle

Yeah it looks less inconspicuous eating flaky mash than his skin sitting in a cell its an addiction like some people who eat sofas and their bfs ashes

 

[Seeing_the_light]

Let's play a game....

What's inside the fish & chip bag, wrong answers only.

A clean shacket

A copy of a school uniform catalogue for his on-all-fours later

 

[Boabs-Tea]

I canny believe we are a bawhair away from a new thread already!

 

[smudge126]

Take it back, they look about 10 lolll

It would be peak tiktok if that orange bag was full of prime and the kid whacked him around the head with it

 

[wedger]

I’ll meet you both there

Me too!

 

[TrixieMattell]

Yeah it looks less inconspicuous eating flaky mash than his skin sitting in a cell its an addiction like some people who eat sofas and their bfs ashes

You're gonna kill me with this banter bfs ashes. Dead. Gone

 

[theteaishot]

ImAlexx has posted a video watching Paul's tiktoks with some other creators

 

[SideEye]

WTF I MISSED THE HANDFUL OF WIGAN KIDS SAYING HOT CHOCCIE WOKKY AND ASKING FOR A FIST BUMP!

He’s entered his ChelseLeeArt era of calling the police when he’s out and about for his protection. Cue a live from Cornwall where he’ll get an Uber back home, after staying at a hotel and trying to get them to attend to his every whim by claiming to be too famous to do stuff himself.

 

[JustReadingAndJudging]

You're gonna kill me with this banter bfs ashes. Dead. Gone

No joke the woman suckers her finger an dips it in like a bleeping dip dab its on YouTube its what hamlam is doing right now

 

[Who-is-this]

 

[TrixieMattell]

It's quite ironic that this little piggy willingly got into a bacon wagon to get home. Shame they didn't take him to market

 

[Whattheheck]

Let's play a game....

What's inside the fish & chip bag, wrong answers only.

A clean shacket

A bunch of spring onions and a sharpie so he can draw little faces on them and have lots of Pauls

 

[Seeing_the_light]

New leader for thread title: @livelaughlobotomy botomy


Snapshoteye/Beautybeyondthe_eye #63 Paul w*nks on all fours