Snapshoteye / BeautyBeyondThe_Eye #62 this little piggy has no home

[HBF1991]

If he comes to Newcastle tomorrow he better watch out, it's a NUFC home game and the city always gets busy for that

 

[Icedcoffee1]

If he comes to Newcastle tomorrow he better watch out, it's a NUFC home game and the city always gets busy for that

Imagine he sees the strawberry and thinks that looks quite nice.
Full time whistle blows
Mayhem

 

[Bigpink]

It was quite literally a breach of the peace

This has to be the thread title!!!

 

[ellonor]

Load it up when the sun comes down get away van for one large knobber

 

[Kkhh]

I see he went off in a police van in Whitby

 

[mmmmomo]

Deffo wouldn’t have phoned police if it was a bunch of girls surrounding him LOOOL he is scared of teenage boys.

 

[lululalalulu]

Large crowd outside was probably the fish & chip queue

 

[madwor1d]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN

Hammys this is amazing. Big up Norwich and Whitby!

 

[Storyteller25]

He’s called the police himself for ‘crowd control’ and then literally stops and smiles for the crowd as he’s getting into the police van like he’s an actual celeb I can’t wait for his ‘fame’ to end

 

[MindyLahiri]

Panic! At the underage disco

 

[Seeing_the_light]

So riddle me this, you stunning bunch
Today, to clear up rumours of an arrest, he popped on live.
Over the weekend, to clear up rumours of an arrest, he... didn't

Does this suggest he may actually have been visiting plod, who took his toys away..?

Bet he doesn’t have salt and vinegar on his chips and pulls the batter off his fish

And he HATES sauces, so has ketchup/gravy/curry on his chips

 

[glasgowbound]

He’s called the police himself for ‘crowd control’ and then literally stops and smiles for the crowd as he’s getting into the police van like he’s an actual celeb I can’t wait for his ‘fame’ to end

Exactly, utter bellend.

On the plus side the police might start thinking, "why are we being called for this? What's his name again? Paul Breach *starts a new file*"

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Panic! At the underage disco

duck off

 

[glasgowbound]

Panic on the streets of Lincoln
Panic on the streets of walking ham
I wonder to myselllfff
Will life ever be sane again?

 

[madwor1d]

“I have a personality face”

 

[purplepower]

Well this aged like milk
5 hours ago

 

[euphoria99]

I for one can’t wait for Boo’s live where she interviews the attending officers. Or the fish and chip fryer..

And costa coffee Lauren

 

[Sertraline Queen]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN

Hammys this is amazing. Big up Norwich and Whitby!

Exactly, utter bellend.

On the plus side the police might start thinking, "why are we being called for this? What's his name again? Paul Breach *starts a new file*"

The police must be so sick of the likes of him and Mr Tiktokuk wasting their time by calling them for protection from the public who they’ve very deliberately baited and then put themselves amongst.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through Whitby is scary
And not very sensible either
A Tiktok creep with a chippy
He was begging for help from policemen
Teenagers were going to beat him
Because he’s a pedalo

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Well this aged like milk
5 hours ago

Why is everyone being referred to as matey now? Did the police advise him to do it to ensure he's friendzoning all the teenage girls?

Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through Whitby is scary
And not very sensible either
A Tiktok creep with a chippy
He was begging for help from policemen
Teenagers were going to beat him
Because he’s a pedalo

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