I imagine it's raining and the gust from the approaching helicopter is wafting his tin tin quiffImagine him with those curled up tit flickers of his hanging off the edge of the curb.
Coop bag full of lilt & spaghetti hoops dumped by his feet.
Red cock outline glowing on his face.
Hoodie off to one side with a sleeve over his tiny boy hands, sopping wet after he’s been snivelling into it since finding out he’s been catfished once again.
Cars driving past thinking a scarecrow is attempting to cross the road
The gust dislodges his flaky dead skin from his face and scalp and for one brief special moment he is quivering on the kerb whilst the dandruff snows down on himI imagine it's raining and the gust from the approaching helicopter is wafting his tin tin quiff
you know I think we're writing a really emotional screenplay here. Anyone got any media connections?The gust dislodges his flaky dead skin from his face and scalp and for one brief special moment he is quivering on the kerb whilst the dandruff snows down on him
On Snapchat he has a video saying he has deactivated the lot but he can't deactivate Snapchat unless he deletes it so he doesn't know what to do. He said he is going back to a time before the internet
Pool is that old that his victims probably don’t even know what dial up is. On the live yesterday he had to explain to Shaza and Olivia what a Cornish pasty isDo you remember, before you were born
Not even dial up, and before my fake yawns
Do you remember, before you were born
I'd use a catalogue, to masterbate until dawn
My name is Paul Breach, Paul Paul Pooly Paul
My name is Paul Breach..
I saw him live with the condom tooHe’s been catfished again hasn’t he . He DEFO flashed a condom too when in the hotel to meet the 19 year old whenever that was, it wasn’t photoshopped, he did it on an Insta live, I was an avid hamlet back then and remember seeing the video, sure the receipts will be in the threads somewhere. Do I SLYLY think it’s a bit mean people catfish him? A little teeny tiny bit because it’s a bit unhinged but then I remember how much of a condescending twit he is & it disappears. Is it now his own fault for lusting after young ladies (far too young for him) who are so out of his league they’re playing a different sport? YES.
Hahahahaha! I need to break the news to my husband. I'm in love with youDo you remember, before you were born
Not even dial up, and before my fake yawns
Do you remember, before you were born
I'd use a catalogue, to masterbate until dawn
My name is Paul Breach, Paul Paul Pooly Paul
My name is Paul Breach..
I saw him live with the condom too
Very strategic to make that one post on his fb public too. Honestly someone that was genuinely that distraught wouldn't be making such calculated moves.Haha, I love it. We know as much as it’s affecting your family (the fact that you’re a ponce) you will be back within 48 hours
Haha, I love it. We know as much as it’s affecting your family (the fact that you’re a ponce) you will be back within 48 hours