Snapshoteye/Beautybeyondthe_eye #51shhhh this is the super secret investigation thread

[isntthisstrange]

"Hi Tina, I was a bit bored so I dismantled my Corby Trouser Press. I can’t put it back together again. Will that show up on my bill?”

HAHAHAHAHAH so good

 

[euphoria99]

Oh I’m gutted about my title haha but thank you for the mention

I can’t believe how angry he looks at the end of Wett lettuces tiktok

 

[secretpretzel12345]

'I don't dye my hair'

 

[isntthisstrange]

'I don't dye my hair'

uh thank you for doing this cos i noticed it really obviously today when looking at vintage perve pool. he is clearly a natural dark blonde that started to go grey but then started bleach blonde this year i think.

 

[lindabelcher77]

The comments will be going off on wet lettuce’ (stolen name) tt and I love it, how long till he’s asking her to turn them off

 

[Hbeau93]

'I don't dye my hair'

I don't get why he doesn't just admit it??? Like OK, I dye my hair? Not a big deal

 

[Mlem]

Its like hes been forced to take part

Maybe she/her group have got tea on him

 

[glasgowbound]

I personally think, from what I've gathered, she's done it to annoy Simon and Paul will just get involved in any situation involving a young blonde "laydee". He does look a bit tipsy though, he misses a step and that's when he loses it at the end. Maybe he's beginning to realise he's almost 43 years old and shouldn't be doing this tit.

 

[mot93_]

I don't get why he doesn't just admit it??? Like OK, I dye my hair? Not a big deal

Like everyone dies their hair it really isn’t a big deal at all! but for someone like him who is so desperate to be seen as something better than what he is, he’ll go to the grave denying its dyed

 

[ohannie]

Surely it's better to be known for dying it than to have completely white hair at "42".

He can't deny being ginger because the evidence is on his chin.

 

[HorrifiedbyBabz]

uh thank you for doing this cos i noticed it really obviously today when looking at vintage perve pool. he is clearly a natural dark blonde that started to go grey but then started bleach blonde this year i think.

If you see his old Facebook pics you’ll see that he’s actually a natural ginger and it infuriates him!

I personally think, from what I've gathered, she's done it to annoy Simon and Paul will just get involved in any situation involving a young blonde "laydee". He does look a bit tipsy though, he misses a step and that's when he loses it at the end. Maybe he's beginning to realise he's almost 43 years old and shouldn't be doing this tit.

He’s not self aware enough to have that realisation, Im betting he’s just disrespecting the other clout chaser in his head

 

[ohannie]

I'd like him to dye both his hair and beard jet black like Rylan.

 

[elton1959]

He’s live

 

[hellomynameis88]

8.30am and this weirdo is sat live in his dads bathroom, why are people subscribed to him, he’s so dull and boring it’s untrue. Has he got genuine issues because he seems like it, I know he seems to like younger girls but the way he talks really fast and strange. I don’t really pay a lot of attention to him unless he pops up on my fyp, he’s just so odd.

 

[lurker1823]

Why is he always up at the crack of dawn?
He also thinks astrid is a lovely normal human.. he either doesn’t realise he’s her new target or he’s that desperate for friends he doesn’t care

 

[ohannie]

Why is he always up at the crack of dawn?

He wets the bed.

 

[MissSaffy]

Apparently he’s twied avocado and it was howwible

 

[Onlylittleme]

Dare I say it but his current live he's actually acting fairly normal ( on a Paul scale ) comments on and he's chatting normally. Not his usual mayhem or dancing or sarcasm

 

[JM1234]

He’s spent 20 mins of his live talking about how he struggled with the shower this morning - roughly translated to - Paul hasn’t showered

 

[elton1959]

Dare I say it but his current live he's actually acting fairly normal ( on a Paul scale ) comments on and he's chatting normally. Not his usual mayhem or dancing or sarcasm

Seeming so normal?? It’s so funny to notice the cycle of Paul! This happens every so often