TheLurkyLed
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Ill take one for the team and get with Tina so I can get the goss, anyone got a number??
cheeky chappy paulI’ve got my hands in my lickle pocket and I’m just having a fidget
I’m being a good b-
We aren’t getting tea guys, someone just fancied a bit of trying to wind everyone up then disappeared.
Why anyone would be bothered if the human flake knew they’d been talking about them is beyond me Who cares, what’s he going to do, make up a new poem about you?
Why text me?
That Saturday night when I was at Dad’s.
Why offer to mod my live if you didn’t care.
Why drop Candy Crush?
Just to talk to me.
You gave me moisturiser
But apparently don’t care
You helped me choose a new hoody from the three on special.
At George at Asda.
Why do that?
If you’re just going to go on Tattle and talk about me.
Why?
(I hope you can all see where I’ve paused for Paul mid sentence to stare into the camera, ruffle his candy floss hair)
The man who works at Poundland but won’t shop at Asda hahahaunrealistic. Paul would never lower himself to shopping at Asda
unrealistic. Paul would never lower himself to shopping at Asda
she said it’s because she has to give him tit for some of the things he posts. Don’t know if she means content about her or other stuff. But that was why she keeps him on WhatsAppSophie mentioned last night in her live that she has blocked him everywhere apart from WhatsApp - I cant remember the reason why but she gave one
Ill take one for the team and get with Tina so I can get the goss, anyone got a number??
You say that, but I reckon he goes in there just like he does at Poundland.
This is his narcissism with the delusions of grandeur. I earn three times what Paul will if he’s NMW and I’d still have no qualms about going in Aldi, Lidl, Asda. It’s all in Paul’s head, what does he think will happen when he goes in there? Why would anyone think of someone differently for shopping in Asda? I mean the ironic thing is, the tea’s and meals his Dad makes for him will all be from these types of shop!
His dad probably foots the food shopping bill each and every week. He only goes into Marks and Spencers when his dad gives him his pocket money for hoovering up the flakes on the carpets. He then has to film it. People who genuinely shop at Marks and Spencer don't really go on about it or film it unless it's a oneish off and they want to show off. Why does he not realise people see through his pish. ♥♥
That garlic bread is something else. Oozing garlic from my pores for days love itBecause as he quite rightly says, he’s not the sharpest tool in the box.
As a treat when my Dad and brother are having curry, I’ll go to M&S for mine and my Mum’s tea. It costs me £4.75 for the chicken in sauce, £2.50 for the potato rosti’s and then £1 for the garlic bread (if you haven’t tried it from the fridges that they preparin store, it is THE BEST garlic bread you’ll ever taste).
That’s a total of £8.25 for us for our tea, and I work full time to be able to treat us to stuff like this. Paul 100% does not do all of his shopping in M&S and Waitrose, it’s simply impossible on his wage unless he has someone else paying his bills. Not only that, but I don’t think he’d know how to cook anything, so anything he does buy would be ready meals which are the same ready meals you get at Asda, Lidl, Tesco blah blah with a bit of herbs and different packaging and an extra £3 on the price.
Ps. Paul come to my local M&S and see me, I’d love to have a chat about how morally wrong it is for you to creep on girls half your age and all of the narcissistic traits you possess.
Because as he quite rightly says, he’s not the sharpest tool in the box.
As a treat when my Dad and brother are having curry, I’ll go to M&S for mine and my Mum’s tea. It costs me £4.75 for the chicken in sauce, £2.50 for the potato rosti’s and then £1 for the garlic bread (if you haven’t tried it from the fridges that they preparin store, it is THE BEST garlic bread you’ll ever taste).
That’s a total of £8.25 for us for our tea, and I work full time to be able to treat us to stuff like this. Paul 100% does not do all of his shopping in M&S and Waitrose, it’s simply impossible on his wage unless he has someone else paying his bills. Not only that, but I don’t think he’d know how to cook anything, so anything he does buy would be ready meals which are the same ready meals you get at Asda, Lidl, Tesco blah blah with a bit of herbs and different packaging and an extra £3 on the price.
Ps. Paul come to my local M&S and see me, I’d love to have a chat about how morally wrong it is for you to creep on girls half your age and all of the narcissistic traits you possess.