Snapshoteye #21 Frankie is back on the scene, she must like her fella’s pale & unclean

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nurseren said:
Hamlets and Piglets, it’s thread 21! Is anyone giving out restraining orders, I think I I want one… eeeee 😬

Last thread we were all getting ready to hop in the Lincoln Police Social Media Chopper (as funded by Paul’s Dad) to head off to Prison. Well it turns out, WE ARE OFF ON HOLIDAY INSTEAD! Cheers Paulypops!

Pack the lilt, pack your best hoody and get on board Hammy Airlines to a trip to Pig Island in the Bahamas!!! 🐷 🏝 ✈

This all inclusive resort includes;

🐷 Free hugz

🐷 Inspirational speeches from our Paul telling us to “own it”

🐷 Dance classes from our Paul so we know how to renegade while telling the police that we are a ponce

🐷 hot chocolate fountain and Lilt

🐷 chopper tour around the island

🐷 skincare classes from Paul… wait, they were cancelled?

🐷 what’s that I see? A childcare crèche ran by Paul? Oh it’s only for girls aged 16-21? Never mind…

🐷 self help classes from Turbo Tina such as “how to get ponces to notice you” & “how to be the fastest mod”

🐷 and the threat of Paul saying he’s never going live again but going live every 2 hours



In other news,

🐖 Paul was cheeky and said he was going on a 4hr 40min train ride. I personally thought he was going on the slow bus around Lincoln, but a clever piglet on here figured out we were off to Chester

🐖 What’s in Chester I hear you all oink? Frankie.

🐖 Frankie was Paul’s girlfriend prior to Sophie, and the relationship was a staggering 3 weeks long. He wears hoodies for longer than 3 weeks.

🐖 The relationship ended badly, resulting in the now infamous “chopper gate” in which Paul ran away to a field overnight and a police helicopter had to come and find him. Supposedly.

🐖 Frankie is now commenting on Paul’s lives calling him gorgeous and everyone is confused, esp as Frankie vanished from social media following her “relationship” with Paul



As always, the boring Mum stuff

♥ Paul’s behaviour can be triggering and concerning at times, so if you feel overwhelmed and worried, please look after yourself.

♥ Don’t reveal your IG names

♥ Video files can be compressed on WhatsApp but I did see that FB is having an issue (can anyone confirm this?)

♥ Report accounts that feel “dodgy” to you, it’s known for TT to lurk on here and compromise everyone’s safety and fun & check your tiktok settings



#wearehamily
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I'm like a pig in tit when I see its a new thread and we have a nurseren recap.
Hope everyone's ready for tonight Hamlets, devices charged, lilt chilled. We need screen recordings prompt and plentiful. He seems a bit giddy at the min so I'm hoping he does a tiktok live so I can view it (In insta prison -calling him a ham headed onse was the final straw apparently🥺)
 
Does he have pink eye?
 

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Dwightschrute said:
Apparently remixing Paul into songs is a new hobby of mine so here’s another

🎵 To the tune of No Scrubs - TLC 🎵

Paul is a guy who thinks he's fly
And is also known as a groomer
Always talking 'bout young girls he wants
And just sits on his broke ass

So, no, I don't want your instagram
No, I don't wanna give you my snapchat
And no, I don't wanna meet you for a hot choccy
No, I don't want none of your time
And no, I don't want no n
A n is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his dad’s ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no n
A n is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his dad’s ride
Trying to “big hugs” at me
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I don’t want no n has done me in 🤣🤣🤣
 
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