Snapshoteye #18 “we are Hamily… I’ve got all my piglets with me!”

[hskzhs15]

I’m howling that his latest TikTok has the ring light shining in his eyes.
I bet he was cursing her while setting it up
“This bleeping witch”
Plugs ring light in
“How can I be so stupid, she’s so evil”
Moves ring light near bed
“Ok I’ll say I know I’m being slagged off”
Adjusts height of ring light
“She gave me a Xmas present!!!! Why would she do that?! Im so stupid”
Attaches phone to ring light

Aaaaand scene

I have actual tears

 

[Summernights]

I guess now we know why he put up all that stuff around Christmas of not being very good with confrontation

 

[Bella29]

Sorry I’m miles behind, is this the gingerish guy with the weird eyes and mouth who’s always doing the same weird TikTok’s in a bathroom?

 

[unsociable]

Sorry I’m miles behind, is this the gingerish guy with the weird eyes and mouth who’s always doing the same weird TikTok’s in a bathroom?

That’s our Paul

 

[HonestHotChoc]

Sorry I’m miles behind, is this the gingerish guy with the weird eyes and mouth who’s always doing the same weird TikTok’s in a bathroom?

That is his full name, yes

 

[Bella29]

That is his full name, yes

oh HAhahha I’m going to catch up now, what a strange little man

 

[ooopssididitagain]

Him trying to do accents honestly rubs me the wrong way! Paul you’re shite and stop doing northern accents it’s actually insulting me now

 

[Summernights]

Almost time for a new thread @nurseren

 

[Deeznutslol]

oh HAhahha I’m going to catch up now, what a strange little man

You’re in for a wild ride my friend

 

[<PaulWearsThese]

Sorry I’m miles behind, is this the gingerish guy with the weird eyes and mouth who’s always doing the same weird TikTok’s in a bathroom?

that would be our hammy mchamface, welcome, you’ll find all the gold here

 

[Pazuzu666]

I bet it proper sounded him Leanne turning on him like that

 

[BigBud]

Why is every part of his body so flat I’ve never seen anything like it. Literally from his head to his feet it’s just flat

he reminds me of this dude from the 80s…

 

[PaulsCheesyWotsitToes]

I bet it proper sounded him Leanne turning on him like that

This is why I think he’s not going on live. Who’s he gonna flirt with?

 

[<PaulWearsThese]

he reminds me of this dude from the 80s…

NOT FLAT STANLEY HAHAHAHA

 

[BigHugzBabz]

When your trying to act like mr nice guy but your little angry face pops up when you remember everyone knows you like to be pegged

 

[materialgworl]

Thread suggestion: Snapshoteye #19 Paul’s been rimmed (or so they said), was it a sofa or was it a bed?

 

[Kingmonkey]

All iv got stuck in my head is ‘why give me a hug’

Maybe it was a Tuesday and thought he wanted one

 

[Bobjob98]

 

[whosaiddat]

Bit of a throwback but he honestly looks just like the moon from bear in the big blue house to me.

 

[jjfabc]

Paul’s not stupid he can tell what’s a bed, us hamlets are confused how the drama is going over his head