Snapshoteye #18 “we are Hamily… I’ve got all my piglets with me!”

[Dwightschrute]

This is incredible hahahaha
1.5k viewers luv it

Can't wait for Queen Sharane to come on

 

[YouGotRedOnYou]

She’s spilling the lilt..

 

[Littlegoldfish123]

Not him packing every but the kitchen sink to see her

 

[alwayswatching3789]

SHES GOT HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE STOP IT WHY WOULD HE TAKE THAT

 

[McBaldyCulkin]

He brought his birth certificate with him to Sophie’s House. I’m dead. Call the coroner

 

[BonnyBabs]

I wonder how many people are in Paul's instagram live, there's 1500 in Sophie's ahahah

 

[Bobjob98]

SHE HAS HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE

 

[Gemgem88]

PLEASE SCREEN RECORD SOPHIES LIVE!!! I HAVE A PROGRAMME I MUST WATCH AT 9 I CANT GET OUT OF WATCHING IT!!!!!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

 

[da_b5]

She’s said she doesn’t agree with what he’s doing on Instagram

 

[wtffff]

Right can I have a second by second play as I’m faking being interested in this movie

I beg you to convince your husband you have a better movie and put this on. It’s gold

 

[Dwightschrute]

HE TOOK HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE THE FIRST TIME HE CAME TO HER HOUSE
He's even worse than we ever imagined

 

[alwayswatching3789]

Turbo Tina has deleted Sophie too… of course Tina does as Paul says the melon

 

[gurlbye]

There is no story, this girl is just waffling tit

 

[BonnyBabs]

Not all the comments talking about Turbo Tina

 

[wtffff]

HE WENT ABOUT BOUGHT CLEANING SUPPLIES TO CLEAN HER HOUSE.

she’s calling Tina embarrassing for always being up Paul’s arse.

 

[unsociable]

Oh my god. I took my eyes off tattle for 15 minutes, there’s a new thread (thanks @bettyyyyy for the title, love it!!!!) and sophie is spilling some hot tea!!! FFS x

 

[Popfizz]

This is bleeping GOLD

 

[HamHock414141]

Another bangin’ thread title from my fellow Nott’um laydeh @bettyyyyy , big love.

Where do we even begin Hamlets of Hammington? I feel the highlights and recap is a bit serious this time…

AS OF 2042 SOPHIE IS LIVE SPILLING THE HOT HOT LILT


Paul has continued to go live on IG. Paul will go live on tiktok and show some horses in a field, and gain around 200+ viewers. Paul will use IG at nighttime, to 12 viewed to groom a young lady called Leanne.

Leanne is clearly much younger than Paul and appears to be winding him up. Says she wants a pig tattoo, wears a West Ham top, says she loves Gammon. Is she a tattler? We still don’t know.

An account claiming to be Sophie joined late on Friday night throwing around accusations regarding her “story time” about Paul. Account was reported and deleted, and it’s still unknown whether it’s Sophie or Tina.

Paul is now geocaching and I thought to myself that at last, he has a hobby that doesn’t involved “smiling” with his bottom teeth like Rubble from Paw Patrol. Then I realised that he’s probably doing this to hide his hard drive in the bushes so never mind.

While Paul was geocaching, he was live streaming because HEAVEN FORBID he has some time alone. A passerby told him what we have all been saying, “you look really dodgy mate”. Hamlets rejoiced and declared it a national holiday.

Paul then nearly got knocked over by a dog.

Paul has revealed that he is a massive misogynist and literally no one is surprised.
As always, don’t reveal your IG names and be careful of screen sharing just in case your icon is there.
I’ve noticed on a few threads that a lot of us are finding Paul’s behaviour towards women is triggering. Remember to take care of yourselves. Remember, we are one big Hamily.

LETS GRAB AND GOOOOOO

also HUGEEEEEEE credit to @staygolden for their incredible artwork. Thank you for letting me screenshot and use on here, you talented flake you xoxo

You’re the real MVP!!! Fab recap

 

[alwayswatching3789]

She’s slating him I love this

He was telling Sophie he was famous?? PLEASE PAUL SIMMER DOWN.

He’s gonna hate this

 

[wtffff]

If he thinks someone has noticed him he will start prancing around and dancing and she got major ick

her words… sort of