Snapshoteye #16 Paul. Podcast. Paul. Flakes. Flakes. Podcast. 41. Paul. 41. Podcast. West Ham. Ham. Ham. Paul.

[BoiledHam]

New tiktok vid, what's with the accents all the time now? Is he trying to become an actor like our beloved James?

 

[poundpuppie]

Tina stands on her doorstep wearing an off white dressing gown, frantically tooting on a fag whilst screaming to pedalo hunters ‘He can’t help that those young girls throw themselves at him, what’s he supposed to do say no?’

 

[<PaulWearsThese]

Snapshoteye #17 Insta lives and fake tiktok meetings, paul will boot you out if you don’t send your greetings

 

[HammyMcHamFace]

New tiktok vid, what's with the accents all the time now? Is he trying to become an actor like our beloved James?

He adopts other people's personalities and mirrors their behaviours. James was getting a lot of love and has his own thread where it is all love. He is defo jealous of James and thinks if he acts like him, and mirrors James' behaviour then people will like him too. Except the internet knows Paul regardless of his many different personalities. Everyone knows your a n!

 

[alwayswatching3789]

The new video is absolutely ridiculous. Pool are you not embarrazzed? That’s really embaraaaazing.

 

[unsociable]

just been having a look at the most liked posts about snapshoteye on here…even though i’ve read them before they are absolutely hilarious. this thread is full of funny fuckers proud to be associated with you all. paul hates us cuz he ain’t us x

 

[Summernights]

I bet Paul has never eaten an beetroot

 

[wineanddine]

I bet Paul has never eaten an beetroot

this has me howling

 

[HammyMcHamFace]

Paul must get constipated ALL the damn time with his lack of fibre n nutrition on that beige diet! Also, if he's guzzling lilt, he defo aint brushing his teeth with them yellow knashers! Probs why he's missing so many teeth at the back. GAPPY! Gappy n!

 

[materialgworl]

I bet Paul has never eaten an beetroot

He doesn’t even know what a beetroot is! He had Doritos as his 3 meals a day today

 

[Summernights]

He doesn’t even know what a beetroot is! He had Doritos as his 3 meals a day today

I honestly dread to think what kind of a dad he was when J was a baby and growing up

I bet he’s the type of man who thinks men shouldn’t change nappies

 

[ownitbabs]

Why does he think it’s funny to butcher every accent

 

[shandashandashanda]

Paul claps when the plane lands pass it on

 

[Bobjob98]

Why does he think it’s funny to butcher every accent

So we're all freaked out everytime we hear one someone from where he's butchered the accent?

Paul claps when the plane lands pass it on

Paul cries everytime he cums.. pass it on

 

[materialgworl]

Paul runs up the stairs on all fours pass it on

 

[Bobjob98]

Paul likes to be w*nked off with feet.. pass it on

 

[alwayswatching3789]

Paul gives trainers a test run in the shop before he buys them, pass it on

 

[HamHock414141]

Paul is a n, pass it on xoxo

 

[PaulsCheesyWotsitToes]

Paul definitely doesn’t like women (well girls lol) with lots of sexual experiences because
1. It’s too much competition for him to be compared to because he definitely just lies on top flailing about with no rhythm.
2. He lasts approximately 1.5 pumps
and
3. He can’t get anyone to sleep with him without manipulating them to do so.

also, Tina finds it physically impossible to make comments without at least 3 laughing emojis in the sentence, pass it on.

Did you see the tiktok he made with the sound ‘I get dirty thoughts about you’ and he had Sophie putting her hand on his throat… that is 100% the first time he has done any sort of thing like that in the bedroom and I bet he was so bleeping excited thinking he was being dead kinky

bet he used to get in bed and be like ‘can we do that thing again that I liked ’

 

[shandashandashanda]

Paul gives trainers a test run in the shop before he buys them, pass it on

With light up flashing soles