Snapshoteye #15 or is it beyondtheeye? Turbo tina wants the peen, but Paul’s not interested cause she’s not 16

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I just got muted in about 12 seconds because my account was called PAULS_SCAB

bleeping HOWLING
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Said I was coming up to bed for an early night and my lad said your not gonna be lying their watching that n and coffee lad you showed me yesterday morning are you?

Ofcourse I’m not I’m going to sleep.

An hour later he’s caught me here watching Paul’s live like 😬 and he said to me ‘don’t complain that your tired tomorrow when you could of been getting sleep now’

Anyway long story short I’m gonna be up at crown court for a murder charge tomorrow so if you’s could penpal me pictures and news about Paul that would be great x
 
Said I was coming up to bed for an early night and my lad said your not gonna be lying their watching that n and coffee lad you showed me yesterday morning are you?

Ofcourse I’m not I’m going to sleep.

An hour later he’s caught me here watching Paul’s live like 😬 and he said to me ‘don’t complain that your tired tomorrow when you could of been getting sleep now’

Anyway long story short I’m gonna be up at crown court for a murder charge tomorrow so if you’s could penpal me pictures and news about Paul that would be great x
Let us know where you get incarcerated and we will send care packages. Big hugs x
 
Regarding Chester- there is only one reason why he can be there and that’s a girl.
He must be talking to someone from there as all this talk of photographing beautiful benches is another smokescreen.
The Groom Reaper is at it again, there’s a gullible girl somewhere in Chester that’s fallen for his ‘positive messages of support’. He’s lurking with bad intentions.
GROOM REAPER 😂💀

Believe me when I say this, but i wish my mind didn’t think like this as I’m scarred for life.

However I imagine Pools knob to be this colour but the same size as a cocktail sausage.

He is the type of bloke to ask you if it’s in yet.

When he kisses you his full mouth goes over yours and leaves you with the smell of his breath and a wet face.

His idea of foreplay is dry humping you for half an hour.

He has a 70s bush and leaves stray ginger pubes in your bed and all over your toilet seat.

Without a doubt he farts after sex
When he kisses you his full mouth goes over yours and leaves you with the smell of his breath and a wet face.
I CAN SMELL IT
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
 
According to Paul, if you’re from Birmingham, anywhere up north or American then you’re uneducated and stupid. Those words came out of his mouth just now.

and don’t forget that came from the unemployed, uneducated, uncultured cretin. The hypocrisy.
‘Uneducated’ 😂😂 coming from a guy who doesn’t know the difference between there, they’re and their.
 
According to Paul, if you’re from Birmingham, anywhere up north or American then you’re uneducated and stupid. Those words came out of his mouth just now.

and don’t forget that came from the unemployed, uneducated, uncultured cretin. The hypocrisy.

I’m from Birmingham and I consider myself quite smart and absolutely hilarious so he can honestly go duck himself the hammy twit

Uneducated, ok Pal you say that whilst I’m sitting in my 4 bed house that is paid for, with my children, whilst you continue to make tit TikTok’s in your dads toilet, you absolute bleeping whopper
 
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