Snapshoteye #14 Don’t make Paul’s nostrils flare, the room might end up losing all its air

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Roll on summer when we get to experience sunburnt Paul
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see i had gammon for tea last night and it just resembled his face, the fat round the outside reminded me of his lovely bleached locks, the flatness of the gammon, to show his featureless round face🤩and i’d rather kiss the gammon than kiss him and i’m probably not the only one

I went out for tea last night with my son and the grandies....my son ordered gammon....so I made him sit on the next table whilst I ate salt and pepper chicken strips and dealt with bean fest from the little uns 🤣🤣
 
He coughed and put a hole in the arse of his jeans? It'd make sense that Paul coughs out of his arse and guffs out of his mouth considering the absolute drivel he spouts.

Also, his eyes. They are so dead. Yellow and glazed (insert glazed gammon joke here) I've seen episodes on greys anatomy of healthier looking liver failure/jaundice patients. Simpson looking ham headed curly bearded fweak.

I was looking for a Ham Gif to “take my place on the thread” and this came up and I’ve given myself a stitch laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Please tell me how you add gifs ive been trying for weeks lol
 
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