Snapshoteye #14 Don’t make Paul’s nostrils flare, the room might end up losing all its air

[nurseren]

Good morning Paulinators/Hamlets/Piglets! Thanks to @snapshotlie for the thread title that makes me giggle.

our lord and saviour Paulipops had declared it a national holiday! 10 days of pure covid fun! We were treated to several flakey brush off tiktoks yesterday, followed by a live to 12 people which is 11 Tattlers and Turbo Tina

Boxgirl aka Queen Sharane of Carrots has been asked to place a carrot in the background of her next live to show her support for tattle.

Sophie is still wearing the brown pleather leggings, rumours are circulating in the Nottingham area that she can’t remove them.

we discovered that Paul may not be 41 but may be older, but is this a #stormzyis72 situation?

I’m proud of you all, own it babz xoxo

get the choppers at the ready, it’s Thread 14

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[dannyboi96]

OH GOD YEAH I'M PLACING MY ARSE RIGHT HERE

 

[nurseren]

OH GOD YEAH I'M PLACING MY ARSE RIGHT HERE

get snuggled in babz, it’s cold outside. I’ll put the velvetizer on xoxox

 

[PullMySleeve]

Getting myself all settled in right here

 

[BoiledHam]

get snuggled in babz, it’s cold outside. I’ll put the velvetizer on xoxox

You honestly make me howl

 

[nurseren]

You honestly make me howl

We are all comedians here!

I’m off to Aldi in a bit. Might see if they have their velvetiser dupe as all this talk of hot chocolate is getting me hot and flakey like a sausage roll

 

[BoiledHam]

We are all comedians here!

I’m off to Aldi in a bit. Might see if they have their velvetiser dupe as all this talk of hot chocolate is getting me hot and flakey like a sausage roll

Have you crumbed in your pants babz?

 

[nurseren]

Have you crumbed in your pants babz?

CRUMBED IN MY PANTS

 

[larderdrama]

I don't know why but every time I think of beef Wellington I think of Paul, snapshoteye. I don't think about beef Wellington that often but just a thought I had this morning and last night. It must be the flaky pastry.

Imagine a ham Wellington . Paul in a nutshell.

 

[Bighugzgawjusx]

 

[<PaulWearsThese]

I don't know why but every time I think of beef Wellington I think of Paul, snapshoteye. I don't think about beef Wellington that often but just a thought I had this morning and last night. It must be the flaky pastry.

Imagine a ham Wellington . Paul in a nutshell.

see i had gammon for tea last night and it just resembled his face, the fat round the outside reminded me of his lovely bleached locks, the flatness of the gammon, to show his featureless round faceand i’d rather kiss the gammon than kiss him and i’m probably not the only one

 

[clew12]

Has he deleted tt again?

 

[nurseren]

see i had gammon for tea last night and it just resembled his face, the fat round the outside reminded me of his lovely bleached locks, the flatness of the gammon, to show his featureless round faceand i’d rather kiss the gammon than kiss him and i’m probably not the only one

the gammon would be less salty than our Paul

Has he deleted tt again?

once again I’m laughing over someone’s avatar and I’m having to lie to my husband that I’m crying. You guys I can’t keep this up

 

[<PaulWearsThese]

the gammon would be less salty than our Paul



once again I’m laughing over someone’s avatar and I’m having to lie to my husband that I’m crying. You guys I can’t keep this up

at one point i was concerned it was gonna come alive and ask me for a big hug

i’ve had a switch up on paul’s choice of foot wear, these are a lot more foot n

 

[Smurfgirl]

keep my seat warm. Work insists this thread isn't a valid reason for a sicky. Bastards.

 

[Summernights]

SOMEBODY ( Don’t know who it possibly could have been ) commented on that tiktok saying to come over to tattle and people liked the comment

 

[honeyou]

i know we all joke but i think i actually do have a problem, first thing i do in the morning is check these threads before even replying to my messages etc

MORNING EVEWYONE XXX

 

[Gemgem88]

I’ll just pop myself here

 

[My2pWorth]

I've just shouted to the male elderly neighbour putting my bin back in the garden "Thanks Babz" I need to stay off this thread

 

[NannyNelly]

I've just shouted to the male elderly neighbour putting my bin back in the garden "Thanks Babz" I need to stay off this thread

Could be worse....I called one of my cats Babz yesterday.....I'm owned by three so I could end up "Babzing" thrice at a time