Snámhaí Sásta #4 be kind, you misfortunes (but only if it's Friday)

[WickedThread]

Alnwick woman becomes first solo English Channel stoma swimmer

Gill Castle, who was injured during childbirth, swam more than 24 miles from Dover to France.

www.google.com

She can't use the stoma bag as an excuse to give up swimming

But being serious for a sec, what a remarkable woman Gill Castle is! The Channel Swim is a physical and mental challenge for even the most able-bodied people, so this is doubly-admirable in my book.

 

[Lucydowl]

Wait for it…so predictable…community out in force letting off fireworks cause she’s home, family and mama doing everything for her after the routine operation. She’ll milk sympathy but be well enough to accept all free gifts. in reality huge crowd in SP in her absence and she wasn’t mentioned other than everyone commenting they relieved not to have a camera shoved in their face by Benny

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Wait for it…so predictable…community out in force letting off fireworks cause she’s home, family and mama doing everything for her after the routine operation. She’ll milk sympathy but be well enough to accept all free gifts. in reality huge crowd in SP in her absence and she wasn’t mentioned other than everyone commenting they relieved not to have a camera shoved in their face by Benny

Wonder will she manage to get dressed up in bright colours and go to the armada for drinks before the Christmas
Bet the locals had a blast in her absence. They really seem to dislike her.

 

[slurpymcslurp]

Ah now, poor ole juney needs her banana cut up for her, the cratureen

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Ah now, poor ole juney needs her banana cut up for her, the cratureen

Is there a need the candle? Is she gonna drink the melted wax or what’s the purpose of it? Outside of presentation…I mean, we all know how much Benny loooovessss presentation

 

[dee_mc]

Is there a need the candle? Is she gonna drink the melted wax or what’s the purpose of it? Outside of presentation…I mean, we all know how much Benny loooovessss presentation

The candle, bowl and mug all packed onto the same tiny tray and the napkin underneath. Sure you couldn't lift the mug or operate the spoon without knocking one of the other items. Presentation my hole, that's a fire risk! All for the gram of course.

 

[SunsOutHunsOut]

The banana in a bowl - can she not just peel the bastard banana and eat it like a normal person? Why would you chop a banana like that on it's own and scoop it onto a spoon?! There's not one reason you'd need to do this.

 

[Get off my chest]

The banana in a bowl - can she not just peel the bastard banana and eat it like a normal person? Why would you chop a banana like that on it's own and scoop it onto a spoon?! There's not one reason you'd need to do this.

Can she not peel the bastard bananaLove it

 

[SweatyBettyT]

The state of her in the Christmas jumper!
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Here, wobble head…this is an ADVERT. You are promoting a FAMILY BUSINESS

 

[WickedThread]

The candle, bowl and mug all packed onto the same tiny tray and the napkin underneath. Sure you couldn't lift the mug or operate the spoon without knocking one of the other items. Presentation my hole, that's a fire risk! All for the gram of course.

Lookit, we’re just too uncultured to know that all of fine society light their candles next to flammable objects, or perch them at the edge of footstools where a waggy dog tail can knock them off.


I forgot Aindreais de Stack (or whatever version of his name he’s running with) even existed.

 

[Lucydowl]

Looks healthier than most of us sly eye on it

 

[SunsOutHunsOut]

Why can see only change out of pyjamas for 10 minutes?! Surely comfortable clothes will give the same feeling? She's milking the absolute daylights out of this.....

 

[Shop girl]

I reckon she does this “changed out of my pjs for 10 minutes” thing is cos she was actually out and about all day but in case anyone saw her she pretends she only hopped out for a few minutes. She was at that crack full time before she went into hospital.

 

[Tank Girl]

Lookit, we’re just too uncultured to know that all of fine society light their candles next to flammable objects, or perch them at the edge of footstools where a waggy dog tail can knock them off.


I forgot Aindreais de Stack (or whatever version of his name he’s running with) even existed.

He pops up all over Clare. I call him Andreas de Schitck. Cos he is all Schitck for the tourists. Right up this wans street.

 

[Lucydowl]

She’s exhausted posting herself cards because if they were real you’d thank the person privately not for show. Schemer

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She’s exhausted posting herself cards because if they were real you’d thank the person privately not for show. Schemer

The handwriting on a few of them looked very similar. She’s batshit. She’s probably raging she’s not getting the traction she hoped for.

 

[tbo]

Here are some shoes .. I am recovering from surgery (which is in no way relevant to what I am talking about but I need to drop it into everything to make sure i get sympathy and gifts).

I fear Junie may never fully recover and will see out her days drinking tea from a hand painted tray made by Mama while looking very meek and vulnerable and wearing her comfy pyjamas (aside from a daily ten minute change into clothes because she is SO BRAVE) that cost €110 made by an Irish designer because we should be ashamed if we ever purchase anything made in another part of the world, perish the thought.

 

[sn00ps]

The vouchers

 

[SunsOutHunsOut]

Why are people sending a wealthy women vouchers? She’s bleeping loaded and all the poor families that can’t even afford toys for their kids. She spent last year ‘swimming’ for the homeless and this year grabbing like a greedy bleep.

 

[Shall64]

Why are people sending a wealthy women vouchers? She’s bleeping loaded and all the poor families that can’t even afford toys for their kids. She spent last year ‘swimming’ for the homeless and this year grabbing like a greedy bleep.

It’s beyond shocking that she’s sitting there telling everyone how sick she is whilst at the same time doing undisclosed ads and accepting and hinting for freebies. Why are people sending her stuff? It’s so weird.