Slice of Jess #4 The Chronicles Of Jowly Jess and the Ham Hock Dress 🐷👗

[peteburnsreincarnated]

As expected the new hair looks tit.
It’s giving Asda Halloween wig

 

[greenbear]

As expected the new hair looks tit.
It’s giving Asda Halloween wig

What's her obsession with the extensions anyway??
They look so low quality.

 

[missBlairwardolf82]

The extensions age her she looks ten years older than she is

 

[greenbear]

The extensions age her she looks ten years older than she is

I think it's more that they look dated, the shorter hair was fresh looking.

 

[grammers]

Jess is one of those girls who thinks long blonde hair = attractive. When in reality the hair clearly looks fake, cheap and very outdated. Of course no one dares say it to her face as they'll face the wrath of Jess. No wonder Emmanuel is always out at work I bet she's a total cow to be around.

 

[Miss polar]

The pose!! I’m embarrassed for her Those extensions look absolutely tit- why oh why
She thinks she looks stunning!

 

[greenbear]

This relationship seems to have total changed her and brought up a lot of insecurities.

 

[retrozebra]

Finally confirmed she’s ditched the care job and also the drone he bought her for her birthday is so she can film him driving round in his Ford Focus for his YouTube channel. So predictable

 

[Givemethetea]

Why would she not grow her hair before the wedding? I thought she was on a hair journey? If I was her I’d totally stop doing anything to it before my wedding so it looks the best possible! She is just obsessed with this barbie look but it’s just not suited to her

 

[retrozebra]

I agree completely, she should just concentrate on growing it and improving its condition and strength then if she’s still not happy with it by the wedding then she can add extensions. At least then they’ll be attached to stronger hair and she won’t need as many

 

[sarahlou33xxxxxx]

So basically she’s quit her job because she can’t be arsed to work and would rather earn money showing us how she cleans her house and cooks her partner rice

 

[mrsdewinter]

I always thought Jess was boring and honestly couldn't really understand why anybody would be interested in watching her life - no interesting job, hobbies, or social life, and her lifestyle, personality, and looks are neither aspirational nor relatable. Now she just seems completely unlikable and unpleasant, though. She's getting no more clicks from me!

 

[peteburnsreincarnated]

So basically she’s quit her job because she can’t be arsed to work and would rather earn money showing us how she cleans her house and cooks her partner rice

‘Cleans her house’ lol I wouldn’t eat from her house put it that way

 

[greenbear]

‘Cleans her house’ lol I wouldn’t eat from her house put it that way

I was thinking same, her house looks manky.

 

[greenbear]

That latest video she looked like she'd been crying over her tit hair

 

[hootmatoot]

I’ve never known anyone stress and fuss over their hair so much like it’s becoming pathological. Why can’t she just leave it alone, my god

 

[ChubClubThug]

I keep saying this and can't get to the bottom of it - how has her hair ended up so thin and scraggy?? No decent hairdresser would carry on processing hair that was that bad surely it was so much better when she was chunkier

 

[Pinkii]

She seriously needs to leave her bloody hair alone!

she wants an overnight miracle to fix her hair but that won’t happen. The slightest improvement she has, she wacks on the tacky hair extensions and bleaches it!

it took me a good 18-24 months to sort my hair out post partum!

 

[sarahlou33xxxxxx]

Awww isn’t that sweet
For her birthday she got card factory reduced bits ….and for his birthday he gets a lovely night away.
Also Jess hun nobody is going to come track your location down…no need for the secrecy

 

[cosey_nunt]

Awww isn’t that sweet
For her birthday she got card factory reduced bits ….and for his birthday he gets a lovely night away.
Also Jess hun nobody is going to come track your location down…no need for the secrecy

I know! Acting all cagey about the wedding date - nobody gives a tit