Siobhán O'Hagan #78 First no guy, then no wi-fi… hasn’t been this victimised since Randox put her on the no-fly

[Londoncailín]

This photo is when she thought she had it made she was knocked up with Ned’s sprog and had her life as a fitness power couple all mapped out! She saw them rivalling Leanne and Dave her working in Ned’s gym, marking her territory! Glad it all fell apart around her, couldn’t have happened to a better person

The tinsel lasted longer than her fantasy life with Neddy.

 

[surlook]

Do you ever wonder what the hell was going through Ned's head at this time? It was only about four weeks since they had their one-night stand and here he is having dinner with her family on Christmas Eve having being told two weeks earlier that she was pregnant. Seriously what the hell was he doing having dinner with her family??? And wearing bleeping tinsel around his neck like a tit.

With that be smile on his face there is no way he knew what was in store for him.

A week later he was in London with her and within a week of that her little fantasy was all over.
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I'm sure he asks himself that question regularly too

 

[MrsGyllenhall]

Let us never forget…

The ghost of Christmas past....

 

[Londoncailín]

The ghost of Christmas past....

The ghost of fitness past

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

Let us never forget…

I mean let’s be honest.. it’s prob the only picture she has of them together . The rest is an arm here or a free buggy if you come with me to this thing up north.
Oh that’s actually quite sad
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Do you ever wonder what the hell was going through Ned's head at this time? It was only about four weeks since they had their one-night stand and here he is having dinner with her family on Christmas Eve having being told two weeks earlier that she was pregnant. Seriously what the hell was he doing having dinner with her family??? And wearing bleeping tinsel around his neck like a tit.

With that be smile on his face there is no way he knew what was in store for him.

A week later he was in London with her and within a week of that her little fantasy was all over.
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I'm sure he asks himself that question regularly too

I mean the morning off the late night quickie he was having breakfast with her sister and her husband .

I don’t think Ned’s the brightest colour in the packet of crayons.

 

[VanillaChai]

Do you ever wonder what the hell was going through Ned's head at this time? It was only about four weeks since they had their one-night stand and here he is having dinner with her family on Christmas Eve having being told two weeks earlier that she was pregnant. Seriously what the hell was he doing having dinner with her family??? And wearing bleeping tinsel around his neck like a tit.

With that be smile on his face there is no way he knew what was in store for him.

A week later he was in London with her and within a week of that her little fantasy was all over.
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I'm sure he asks himself that question regularly too

I reeeeaaaallllllyy want to know what actually went down. Someone who reads here has to know. We need them to spill!

 

[surlook]

I don’t think Ned’s the brightest colour in the packet of crayons.

He certainly not.

 

[We were on a break]

I reeeeaaaallllllyy want to know what actually went down. Someone who reads here has to know. We need them to spill!

Yes! And we need to know does Ned have a gf.

 

[bellawella22]

Is this the longest we’ve gone without a shiv story? She must be dying

 

[Lucyloo90]

The dirt of the mirror.

Lolling at the fact that this time last year she thought she had the man of her dreams and it was probably her favourite Christmas ever. RIP to that fantasy life xox

 

[HumphreyB]

the only head ned was using was the head of his penis! had he have used the head on his head he would have wrapped up

 

[surlook]

Lolling at the fact that this time last year she thought she had the man of her dreams and it was probably her favourite Christmas ever. RIP to that fantasy life xox

That was two years ago! How time flies. Last year she drank for Ireland to make up for not drinking the year before and never shut up about it!

Ned usually has baby on Wednesdays - how will that work out

 

[Sunshineplz]

The tinsel lasted longer than her fantasy life with Neddy.

Microplastics. No different from her face.

 

[Shivoff]

I mean let’s be honest.. it’s prob the only picture she has of them together . The rest is an arm here or a free buggy if you come with me to this thing up north.
Oh that’s actually quite sad
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I mean the morning off the late night quickie he was having breakfast with her sister and her husband .

I don’t think Ned’s the brightest colour in the packet of crayons.

Shiv and Ned would have still been wasted the next morning, her sister pregnant at the time must have been modified having breakfast with beers with her sister and her random shag from the night before.

 

[steve1989]

How do separated people work Christmas? If it was me I’d want to just spend the day together to have the full day.

 

[candyfloss99]

How do separated people work Christmas? If it was me I’d want to just spend the day together to have the full day.

Shiv and Ned are probably fighting about who will have to have the baby over Xmas as both of them will want to get drunk instead of looking after it.

 

[surlook]

Shiv and Ned are probably fighting about who will have to have the baby over Xmas as both of them will want to get drunk instead of looking after it.

Didn't stop Shiv last year!
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Annual girls night in mine

Will nobody go out with her anymore?? They are around at hers so they can go home when she gets pissed.

The top is a bit much for staying at home, isn't it? When I look at that top I just think smelly armpits - that material does not let you breathe so I think it will be sweaty Am I the only one?

 

[Biscuit or cake]

Is that one of those margs where you lick the rim of the glass?

 

[surlook]

Is that one of those margs where you lick the rim of the glass?

I'm confused. Is there another way of making them?

 

[MsRed]

I'm confused. Is there another way of making them?

Usually you'd rub the lime on to the get the salt to stick