I’m calling it now:
she will dress as something that on first glance has nothing to do with G, and she will have to explain it to everyone, and it’ll be long walk along the garden path to get there. And she’ll get to be smug that no one is as smart as her and they don’t understand how her outfit isn’t actually a disco ball, it’s a glowing globe of Glitter. Or how her leather leggings and tight black top are not biker girl, she’s actually dressed as a glove. Or how she’s wearing something skimpy and revealing because - duh - she’s a gstring.